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| 👍 will buy you drinks 👍 or steal them, same diff 👍 good workout buddy 👍 will let you talk |
👎 does not want to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known 👎 roasts as a love language 👎 morally questionable 👎 questionable decisions 👎 bad at staying still 👎 would probably kill you if it meant she could go home |
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| ✔️ funny, charming, good at banter ✔️ chill and easygoing ✔️ will show you a good time ✔️ open-minded to your otherwordly weirdness, tell him more ✔️ genuinely cares under all that bullshit | ❌ WHO IS HE ❌ does anyone know ❌ fake bitch ❌ teases and trolls like it's a professional sport ❌ way too nosy for his own good ❌ will probably manipulate then ditch you for his own ambitions ❌ 😉 |
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| + Can act as personal trainer + Will buy food + Willing to lend you cash or help you out + Can/will watch your back + Understanding and forgiving for mistakes/evil acts....to an extent | - Has no idea how to really act in a relationship - Has anger issues - Really bad at jokes - Okay with murdering assholes (some might see that as a pro though) - Loves to train too much and may overwork you - hijinks will ensure no matter what |
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☺ great at taking orders ☺ will fight for you ☺ is really good at fighting! ☺ will go along with your ideas ☺ will let you pick dinner ☺ willing to try most things |
☹ doesn't understand fun as a concept ☹ doesn't know a lot of common words or ideas ☹ has never had a friend who wasn't a robot ☹ no real concept of morality ☹ questionable choices ☹ judges your primitive technology ☹ only knows how to fight ☹ doesn't understand how money works |
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| 👑 loyal 👑 can cook & bake 👑 very friendly 👑 competitive 👑 fashionable 👑 jokester 👑 loves animals 👑 likes to keep busy 👑 will work out with you | 👑 loud 👑 arrogant 👑 can't read the room 👑 competitive 👑 overworks 👑 jokes are bad 👑 nosy 👑 wakes up way too early 👑 is a lot |
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| 🌹 loyal, generally 🌹 strong 🌹 good with kids 🌹 tries to see the best in people 🌹 does her best to be kind 🌹 fairly earnest 🌹 caring, will try to learn your preferences 🌹 good cook and baker 🌹 great training partner, or even just a trainer 🌹 brews tea perfectly 🌹 people pleaser 🌹 big on performing nice little gestures for the people she likes |
🥀 intense and overly perceptive 🥀 prone to fixating on strange minutiae 🥀 generally kind of a weirdo 🥀 you will literally always be less important than her partner 🥀 has no patience for perceived hypocrisy 🥀 extremely willing to hit the MURDER button 🥀 tends to see things too much in terms of metaphor 🥀 usually approaches situations with a military mindset 🥀 almost no normal life experiences |
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| ✔️ very handsome | ❌ will kill you for chaos ❌ or because he's bored ❌ thinks mortals are beneath him ❌ doesn't want to be known ❌ serial killer ❌ doesn't keep his spaces clean ❌ is in anguish over being human ❌ which makes him more stabby than usual ❌ that's very stabby ❌ no concept of human morality ❌ no ability to differentiate actual food from any other physical object ❌ keeps trying to eat plastic ❌ will abandon you in a fight if you get overwhelmed ❌ smells like blood ❌ literally the personification of chaos |
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| 🍡 compassionate 🍡 good listener 🍡 always willing to help 🍡 has snacks 🍡 generous 🍡 good cook 🍡 can be funny | ☣ terrible ideas ☣ clumsy ☣ wants to remove all emotional pain from humanity ☣ easily duped ☣ cannot deal with his own trauma ☣ manipulative ☣ can be overly absorbed in his work ☣ will start talking psychology / cognitive psience at you |
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| ✔️ Doesn't get drunk ✔️ Good in a fight ✔️ Is very honest ✔️ Has really cool looking wings and can fly ✔️ Learns new things quickly ✔️ Has many skills | ❌ Enjoys fighting a bit too much ❌ Gets bored easily ❌ Isn't human ❌ sucks at making friends ❌ Can be really abrasive ❌ Has questionable morality |
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| 💖 he's beautiful 💖 intelligent... most of the time 💖 will loan you his AI in a time of need 💖 lots of dere deep under the tsun 💖 rich 💖 will make you beautiful calligraphy art | 💥 cheapskate 💥 arguing is a love language 💥 will barge into your place like he owns it 💥 emotionally stupid 💥 lots of tsun to hide the dere 💥 bitch on main |
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| 👍nice girl 👍can bake and embroider 👍very pretty 👍fantastic dancer | 👎easily nervous 👎poor grasp on technology 👎 won't tell you when she's uncomfortable or something's wrong 👎 bad taste in men |
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👍 Very kind and patient with people 👍 sweet and good-natured and friendly 👍 Will listen to anything you have to say 👍 will do anythng you ask of him 👍 Will fight for you 👍 Will die for you 👍 Shockingly adept in a fight 👍 real go-getter always willing to charge forward and sees things through 👍 takes the hits so you don't have to 👍 endlessly optimistic even though his life really kind of sucks sometimes 👍 always willing to help and do the right thing 👍 emotional | 👎 Incredibly dense and naive 👎 has one brain cell and it's for adventuring 👎 has poor self-image and doesn't recognize his own talents 👎 supernatural bad luck 👎 impulsive and tends to run straight into trouble 👎 doesn't place much value on his well-being 👎 tends to /pikachuface when people say they 👎 emotional |
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| ✅ Incredibly positive! ✅ Super creative! ✅ You’ll never lose him in a crowd! ✅ Can probably fix your car! ✅ Who doesn’t love swords? ✅ Big arms and a broad chest! Great for hugs! ✅ Expert salesman! He can totally get you a deal! ✅ Real good at working with his hands! You heard me, Avalon, you thirsty weirdos! ✅ Will defend anything he cares about to his dying breath! ✅ That probably means you! ✅ Adventure! | ❌ Hahahaha oh man! ❌ Sometimes innovation comes at a cost ❌ That cost is property damage ❌ And the occasional fire ❌ Has crippling self-doubt ❌ Did we mention he has anger issues? ❌ Also he’s a reincarnation of a dark god That god really wants to destroy everything ❌ That includes you ❌ And everything you hold dear ❌ And he doesn’t like scary things! ❌ Would be a terrible date to a horror movie ❌ Unless you’re into a grown man screaming and fainting in which case live your best life ❌ Did we mention the world ending demon god? ❌ Cool, just checking. |
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