You know, Darin's been here for months now and the sight of people making splashdown in the bay never gets any less ridiculous. He's taken to bringing some extra towels with him when he goes fishing nowadays.

This newcomer seemed to hit particularly hard. Maybe she had some sort of flight ability? She was clearly trying to do something on the way down with the way she was shrieking.

When she trudges out and thrusts an accusing finger Darin's way, fish in mouth, a whole slew of comments goes through his mind. Should he mention the unique way of fishing? Nah, too obvious. Wait, no he's got it.

"I'm gonna have to give that dive a four out of ten. Good form, really. I mean, most people don't come down screaming. But far too much of a splash on entry."