[ Oof, that kid fell WAY harder than she expected! She thought he'd stumble, or at least ditch the box to save his own skin. What, has he never walked before?! So she does feel pretty bad that he got injured...

Time for a new plan. Huey's quick thinking + Louie's manipulation + Dewey's drama kid theatrics. ]

OOOH! THIS POOR CHILD!

[ She drops on her knees next to the boy, hand to her forehead. ]

The summer heat has gotten to him! He can't even walk straight! He can't tell left from right! Right from wrong! Won't anybody take pity on this poor, innocent, little boy! Who could ever be angry at this injured little angel!

[ A-hem. Nudge, nudge, trying to quietly hint he should play along or else the angry mob will STAY angry. ]