[ Dagnabbit, she was sure he'd let go! She's not sure how long she can hold the weight of the box AND him!

Sweat breaks on her body, trying to wiggle the box (gently) to get him off. ]

It's NOT your stuff, and you know it! Why didn't you just ASK if you could have it? Shoot, even I could have even bought you some of this stuff if you were just nice enough about it!

[ Brief pause, guessing the amount of wise-ass in him - ]

And asking NOW does not count!