How are you gonna serve--uh--"heart-throbbing action" if you're bored?

[ It's a little less deadpan, a little more incredulous. Come on, Kotarou, seriously? ]

What girl wants to know a guy's only being attentive because he's bored? Even if she was interested, she'll spend the whole time worrying about whether you're being sincere or not.

[ That said, she reaches out and puts a hand on his head, the way one might to a real dog. ]

And that's why... Pochi. For now.