[This is more than a little hard to react to. Look, Kadoc was not given an Alien God Infodump™ about annual events like Summer and Christmas and GUDAGUDA, only about the actual plot, and while that had been plenty bizarre and eventful, this is another level. She says all of that and it feels like it takes him three times as long for his brain to actually hear it, as in, process those words in that order.

Finally,]

. . . No, if you were making that up, you'd have to have done it a while ago. No one could come up with that off the top of their heads and just spout it off without missing a beat. And if you did spend entire minutes of your day working on that in advance just to see the look on my face, I've got no idea what to say to that.