Yeah, but none of them were me — I'm an expert. I practically invented swimming. And I'm an expert at walking, too, so— we've got both covered.
[ Who the fuck brags about walking...
He swims to float by Tsuna's side, a lazy smile on his face. ]
Okay, so, your tail is different than mine, but I've seen plenty of fish with tails like that, so... It can't be that different. First of all, forget about gravity. When you're walking, you've gotta stack yourself on top of yourself, right? But when you're swimming...! [ He flips sideways onto his back suddenly, resting his arms uselessly behind his head as if he were lounging on land, tail whipping beneath him. ] You can go in any direction! C'mon, you try! Swim lying down!
[ He's... not the teacher he thinks he of himself as, but hey, confidence is key half the time in life, right? ]
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[ Who the fuck brags about walking...
He swims to float by Tsuna's side, a lazy smile on his face. ]
Okay, so, your tail is different than mine, but I've seen plenty of fish with tails like that, so... It can't be that different. First of all, forget about gravity. When you're walking, you've gotta stack yourself on top of yourself, right? But when you're swimming...! [ He flips sideways onto his back suddenly, resting his arms uselessly behind his head as if he were lounging on land, tail whipping beneath him. ] You can go in any direction! C'mon, you try! Swim lying down!
[ He's... not the teacher he thinks he of himself as, but hey, confidence is key half the time in life, right? ]