[ They really need to set up a beginner's crash course on magic before someone loses their eyebrows. That was just a tad too close to his nice (and very flammable) hair for his comfort. ]

"Goodness sakes" doesn't even begin to cover what I'm feeling right now.

[ He's just going to politely step out of the man's line of sight before he tries that again. ]

Pyromancy is exceptionally useful, at least... if you know what you're doing. New here, I take it?

[ Considering everyone else that's washed up on the shore today, that's probably an affirmative. ]