"Avalon's apparently related to England. I...don't know if England existed when he was the king. But the stories came from England."

That does sound right though.

"Basically, King Arthur's story ended with him promising to return when his people needed him. And we're kinda stuck in the middle of it. Apparently we got brought here by Merlin, or the Lady of the Lake, or some faeries? I don't think anyone is really sure.

But, the island is a big improvement over Raccoon City. And the people hare are nice. Aaaand, you can stay with me in this awesome hotel they've been letting us live in."