[Evans has been through many things in his life, but this one has so far taken the cake. He dragged himself out of the freezing water, potion in hand and waterlogged boots dragging on the ground. His familiar was currently… hiding behind him. The man’s hat and sunglasses were on his head and the “Everwarm” potion was in his currently shaking hands. Trembling, frozen fingers began to work at the top before he downed in a breath.
He didn’t really believe in things like this, but—well, when you suddenly find yourself falling into a freezing lack after you were dozing off in the office. You tend to start to open up your mind.]
…Mighty strong stuff. [He grunted, trying to act all tough when in reality he was freaking the fuck out. None of that showed on his face, voice or body though. A gunslinger always remains cool, especially in the presence of a smokin’ hot woman. His pa had told him.
This might actually be the time to freak out though.]
Hey, you over there. Got any ideas on what’s happenin’? [He looked super serious, sounded super serious, and seemed rather… scary? With a sharp scowl on his face. His familiar still couldn’t be seen. But hopefully everyone has some alcohol with them—just in case.]
II – A Sheriff Never Asks for Directions
Keep our heads down?
[This seems awfully sketchy and not at all helpful. Did they mean literally or something else? The Sheriff ponders this for a moment before glancing at the others to see what their thoughts are. So far none of this made a lick of sense to him on the surface of things. But maybe that’s the problem? Was he thinking of things too literally? Evans looks as if he was certain and knew what the pixies meant; in truth he had no idea whatsoever!
But hey, gotta keep up the appearance of confidence here.]
So, what do you reckon we should do here?
[Follow the instructions, whatever they meant, or do their own thing.]
III – A Sheriff Always Performs The Maiden’s Tasks!
[He was gonna do it… he was gonna do all of the tasks the women gave him. Each and every single one of them! But no… he looks to his partner here. It was at times like this that Evans also remembered the words of his father.
”Son. If you focus on one specific man in a gun duel with multiple parties, you’ll just get stabbed in the back by someone you’re not looking at.”
A younger Evans replies: “So I guess I really have to pay attention to my surroundings.”
Evans senior: “That is true, but what I wanted to say here was that sticking to one thing is a risk. If one guy catches 20 men in the same amount of time another guy defeats 1, it’s clear who’ll be more popular, right?”
“Don’t waste yer time with girls who ain’t interested in ye.”]
You’re right, pa. Hey, I say the rooms with more than one person in ‘em should be avoided. Same with those that give unreasonable tasks. I got a feelin' they're all gonna be unreasonable though.
[Evans just wants to hit on one of them. Or his partner if they’re a girl. And by hit on, he’ll just act all tough and serious like.]
IV – A Sheriff Always Responds! Video / un; Sheriff Evans
Well now this is a handy device ain’t it? Gotta say I kinda wish I had sometin’ like this back home. Would make my job easier.
[He tilts his hat back as he looks into the camera, stern and sharp eyes gazing into it. In truth Evans had simply turned it on by accident while getting frustrated at trying to figure out the device. He sure doesn’t look like it though! If anything, he look super assured of himself, sharp and scowling as he sat back in his seat.
Like Clint Eastwood out of one those spaghetti westerns.]
Supposin’ I should get to introducin’ myself. The name’s Elmore Evans. Can’t say I know much about the laws in this here world. But I was a sheriff back home, so if any of ya’ll have any problems feel free to let me know.
[WILDCARD]
[ooc: Don’t see anything here that you like? No worries! Feel free to either start something up completely different or hit me up oocly and let me know if you’ve got a specific scene idea in mind~!]
Elmore Evans | The Lies of The Sheriff Evans
[Evans has been through many things in his life, but this one has so far taken the cake. He dragged himself out of the freezing water, potion in hand and waterlogged boots dragging on the ground. His familiar was currently… hiding behind him. The man’s hat and sunglasses were on his head and the “Everwarm” potion was in his currently shaking hands. Trembling, frozen fingers began to work at the top before he downed in a breath.
He didn’t really believe in things like this, but—well, when you suddenly find yourself falling into a freezing lack after you were dozing off in the office. You tend to start to open up your mind.]
…Mighty strong stuff. [He grunted, trying to act all tough when in reality he was freaking the fuck out. None of that showed on his face, voice or body though. A gunslinger always remains cool, especially in the presence of a smokin’ hot woman. His pa had told him.
This might actually be the time to freak out though.]
Hey, you over there. Got any ideas on what’s happenin’? [He looked super serious, sounded super serious, and seemed rather… scary? With a sharp scowl on his face. His familiar still couldn’t be seen. But hopefully everyone has some alcohol with them—just in case.]
II – A Sheriff Never Asks for Directions
Keep our heads down?
[This seems awfully sketchy and not at all helpful. Did they mean literally or something else? The Sheriff ponders this for a moment before glancing at the others to see what their thoughts are. So far none of this made a lick of sense to him on the surface of things. But maybe that’s the problem? Was he thinking of things too literally? Evans looks as if he was certain and knew what the pixies meant; in truth he had no idea whatsoever!
But hey, gotta keep up the appearance of confidence here.]
So, what do you reckon we should do here?
[Follow the instructions, whatever they meant, or do their own thing.]
III – A Sheriff Always Performs The Maiden’s Tasks!
[He was gonna do it… he was gonna do all of the tasks the women gave him. Each and every single one of them! But no… he looks to his partner here. It was at times like this that Evans also remembered the words of his father.
”Son. If you focus on one specific man in a gun duel with multiple parties, you’ll just get stabbed in the back by someone you’re not looking at.”
A younger Evans replies: “So I guess I really have to pay attention to my surroundings.”
Evans senior: “That is true, but what I wanted to say here was that sticking to one thing is a risk. If one guy catches 20 men in the same amount of time another guy defeats 1, it’s clear who’ll be more popular, right?”
“Don’t waste yer time with girls who ain’t interested in ye.”]
You’re right, pa. Hey, I say the rooms with more than one person in ‘em should be avoided. Same with those that give unreasonable tasks. I got a feelin' they're all gonna be unreasonable though.
[Evans just wants to hit on one of them. Or his partner if they’re a girl. And by hit on, he’ll just act all tough and serious like.]
IV – A Sheriff Always Responds! Video / un; Sheriff Evans
Well now this is a handy device ain’t it? Gotta say I kinda wish I had sometin’ like this back home. Would make my job easier.
[He tilts his hat back as he looks into the camera, stern and sharp eyes gazing into it. In truth Evans had simply turned it on by accident while getting frustrated at trying to figure out the device. He sure doesn’t look like it though! If anything, he look super assured of himself, sharp and scowling as he sat back in his seat.
Like Clint Eastwood out of one those spaghetti westerns.]
Supposin’ I should get to introducin’ myself. The name’s Elmore Evans. Can’t say I know much about the laws in this here world. But I was a sheriff back home, so if any of ya’ll have any problems feel free to let me know.
[WILDCARD]
[ooc: Don’t see anything here that you like? No worries! Feel free to either start something up completely different or hit me up oocly and let me know if you’ve got a specific scene idea in mind~!]