Dude. My tinder just blew up in Avalon. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck

[currysseur]

the tinder spellcastr meme Do I really need to introduce this? You're young, hot, and in the prime of life (probably). So, naturally, you want to find a date! Or maybe a friend. Or maybe… 😏😏 Or — what's even more likely? — you woke up one morning to an alert from a strange new social media app named "spellcastr" and found that Avalon* has somehow set up this profile for you! What on earth are you going to do now? Reply to your matches? Make a friend? Hit on people? I'm not the boss of you. Go for it. *Spellcastr is not an official, Avalon approved app and currently exists only for the purposes of this meme. I hold no power, only thirst. Do not write me letters.

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izumi tachibana 🎬

[currysseur]

Izumi Tachibana (24) What's better — spicy or creamy curry?

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rosa rivera 🔧

[inkbled]

Rosa Rivera (16) I can tell you what kind of person you are if you tell me your favourite food! 🍕🍔🍟

✓ ✕

kate galloway 🐱‍👤

[morns]

Kate Galloway (26) Buy me good booze and leave in the morning.

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Emerald Sustrai

[unhappy]

Emerald Sustrai (21-22) I don't like most people, especially overly peppy people. I like phone games and messing with people. People need to stop trying to destroy the universe in every world, it's getting annoying.

✓ ✕

[arf]

🌭 I love juicy weiners! 🌭

[inkbled]

( Taichi.......... )

ooh, that's a very social food. you make lots of people happy and brighten up the place!

doppo kannonzaka (idk he fell victim to identity theft or something)

[doppomine]

Doppo Kannonzaka (30) I have a lot of free time now. What do you suggest we do?

✓ ✕

[currysseur]

Ah! Doppo-san! How have you been?
Would you like to meet for a coffee sometime?

( She means this entirely innocently, because Izumi's only braincells are dedicated to theatre and curry. )

[doppomine]

[ What's this icon that shows up? Ah, well. It's a message from Izumi so he's happy to see that at least. (Did the app always look like this?) ]

I'm getting by, thank you! [ Which probably implies that things could be better...and since it's Doppo, yeah, he could be better. But really, he's doing alright. ]

I'd like that. I haven't been to many of the cafes around here just yet. Did you have something you want to talk about?

[ Meanwhile, he's just gonna click around and see what's going on here... ]

[currysseur]

( Godspeed, Doppo... )

Nothing in particular! I just wanted to catch up and see how you're doing. Have you tried Moondrop's cafe? The owner is a friend of mine!

[arf]

Dude that's so right! You should write a blog!

[inkbled]

You think? I'm nowhere near as good as my grandma was!

( She'd have a whole paragraph prepared on anything you could think of. )

What if people like foods I've never heard of?

[arf]

What were you gonna do if someone asked you here?

[doppomine]

I haven't but I'd like to check it out.

[ He'd been so focused on training that he hasn't made the time to check out places that Hifumi hasn't taken him to yet.

He'd add that to his text but now he's got a better idea of just what this thing is supposed to be for. ]

Wait wait

How did this show up?

I never made this profile!!

THEY HAVE DATING APPS HERE?

[inkbled]

... i didn't think about that part when i wrote it.

[currysseur]

( Oh... Uh. She assumed everyone did this deliberately. )

They have a lot of things here. It's strange how modern technology is compared to everything else, isn't it?

[doppomine]

[ Bless Izumi for being so cordial and kind...it's all the more reason why Doppo has to apologize for the weirdness. ]

I'm so sorry that we're talking in an app like this.

I'm happy to talk to you of course!

But if you've received anything suspicious from me...it wasn't me!!

[ Of all things in Avalon, Doppo never thought he could potentially be facing identity theft like this...! ]

[currysseur]

No, no, I haven't received anything strange at all!

Maybe you pressed agree in your sleep...?

( Not the weirdest thing someone's done in their sleep, right? )