mayoninofukucho: (Are you serious?)
Hijikata Toshirou ([personal profile] mayoninofukucho) wrote in [community profile] avalaughs 2022-08-08 05:05 am (UTC)

["Bargaining" seems to ping both kelpies. Even the second one draws closer.]

A bargain? I think we can come to an agreement.

[They look at each other and nod, seemingly quite enticed by this new turn of events. Sure, drowning people feeds them well in theory, but it's getting harder and harder to actually convince anyone onto their back, and besides the revenge mob is never any fun to deal with. A sweet deal would be far preferable!]

We will continue to offer our services here, with no harm done to anyone, if we receive a weekly payment of entrails.

Entrails? Charming!

[On the upside those might be procurable from a butcher for a reasonable price, on the other hand Hijikata doesn't trust these kelpies as far as he can throw them (and he probably can't throw a horse at all, fae or not). Even if a bargain is watertight magic, is it worth it? Who knows how much the kelpies were just bullshitting about the people's troubles with the only bridge! But at the end of the day he's not the bargaining expert here.]

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