[One would be surprised. But, he'd been gone long enough that any diligent notes he might have kept on his conspiracy board were probably gone.

Instead, he'd just make a face.]

Yeah, well... it didn't actually hit us, so I guess there's that, at least.

[Two grumps walked into a volcano...

Keith tried to take a deep breath, but the air was too stuffy and filled with fumes and heat. It didn't help. He coughed a little.]

But, we're on to something, here. There's a huge consensus that whatever we find in here will really help end this.