[Hijikata lets out an indignified grunt (which gets cut shot by yet another hiccup). Who the hell is bonking him on the head?! That's his job!! But when he swerves around and see the confident ninja go straight ahead into chewing out the vendor he isn't all that surprised anymore.]

You can't really-- hic-- call this "food"! It's crap!! This shit-- hic-- really needs warning labels! What the hell did you-- hic-- put into it?!

[That last part, of course, was directed at the fae, who is sweating bullets at this point as she stammers something about butter, vinegar and milk, and also about not having been able to leave the booth alone to fetch materials for label-making. Hijikata snorts like an angry bull, not even having listened to the second half. How can anyone sell such a gross concoction as mayonnaise?!]

You're a fraud!! Dis-- hic-- dismantle this stall at once before I-- hic-- slap a fine on you!