[Okay, so she just 1) bonked him again (when he's pretty sure that he holds the higher rank, or at least seniority!), 2) castigated him for not knowing that this mockery of a mayonnaise stall is involved in an active quest (why is it other people's responsibility to teach the vendor how to make her product?!), and 3) ordered him around when, again, doing that is his job!!. He's about to blow a fuse...
But then she calls him an expert on mayonnaise. Which he is!! No one cares about mayonnaise more than him on this goddamn island! Finally a sliver of recognition from this irreverent girl! His eyebrow is twitching really badly as he responds, and his voice sounds a little shrill and thin, but it's truly remarkable that he's keeping it together (no, seriously).]
I'll help, alright. But-- hic-- you better learn some respect, you-- hic-- shitty brat! Not only am I a knight of-- hic-- a knight of the round table, I was also-- hic-- one of the select few to-- hic-- win a golden ticket to the Mayorin-- hic-- mayonnaise factory in Edo!
[Never mind that 1) winning something is based on luck, not skill (and he... really pushed his luck by forcing all of his subordinates to eat mayonnaise for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for far longer than was good for them), and 2) the experience actually ended up being so traumatic that he blocked it from his memory...]
Watch it or-- hic-- your ass will be toast!
[He summons a fireball in his palm to demonstrate that the playing field is even here.]
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[Okay, so she just 1) bonked him again (when he's pretty sure that he holds the higher rank, or at least seniority!), 2) castigated him for not knowing that this mockery of a mayonnaise stall is involved in an active quest (why is it other people's responsibility to teach the vendor how to make her product?!), and 3) ordered him around when, again, doing that is his job!!. He's about to blow a fuse...
But then she calls him an expert on mayonnaise. Which he is!! No one cares about mayonnaise more than him on this goddamn island! Finally a sliver of recognition from this irreverent girl! His eyebrow is twitching really badly as he responds, and his voice sounds a little shrill and thin, but it's truly remarkable that he's keeping it together (no, seriously).]
I'll help, alright. But-- hic-- you better learn some respect, you-- hic-- shitty brat! Not only am I a knight of-- hic-- a knight of the round table, I was also-- hic-- one of the select few to-- hic-- win a golden ticket to the Mayorin-- hic-- mayonnaise factory in Edo!
[Never mind that 1) winning something is based on luck, not skill (and he... really pushed his luck by forcing all of his subordinates to eat mayonnaise for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for far longer than was good for them), and 2) the experience actually ended up being so traumatic that he blocked it from his memory...]
Watch it or-- hic-- your ass will be toast!
[He summons a fireball in his palm to demonstrate that the playing field is even here.]