[This is a matter of pride and prejudice! Rather than olly out to find something to drink he takes out a bottle of actual mayonnaise and starts guzzling it like it's a flask of water.]
...
[There go the hiccups again. Okay, so this didn't help! Regardless, he moves in on the fae who is fussing over her labels.]
Now listen up and-- hic-- write this down: good mayonnaise needs-- hic-- quality eggs, and besides it needs good oil, and-- hic-- something acidic - vinegar or lemon juice, or what-have-you --hic---, and it needs the mayonnaise fairies' magic!
no subject
[This is a matter of pride
and prejudice! Rather than olly out to find something to drink he takes out a bottle of actual mayonnaise and starts guzzling it like it's a flask of water.]...
[There go the hiccups again. Okay, so this didn't help! Regardless, he moves in on the fae who is fussing over her labels.]
Now listen up and-- hic-- write this down: good mayonnaise needs-- hic-- quality eggs, and besides it needs good oil, and-- hic-- something acidic - vinegar or lemon juice, or what-have-you --hic---, and it needs the mayonnaise fairies' magic!