mayoninofukucho: (Mayonnaise)
Hijikata Toshirou ([personal profile] mayoninofukucho) wrote in [community profile] avalaughs 2022-09-12 10:15 pm (UTC)

Payment?! I don't need that-- hic-- pocket money!

[This is a matter of pride and prejudice! Rather than olly out to find something to drink he takes out a bottle of actual mayonnaise and starts guzzling it like it's a flask of water.]

...

[There go the hiccups again. Okay, so this didn't help! Regardless, he moves in on the fae who is fussing over her labels.]

Now listen up and-- hic-- write this down: good mayonnaise needs-- hic-- quality eggs, and besides it needs good oil, and-- hic-- something acidic - vinegar or lemon juice, or what-have-you --hic---, and it needs the mayonnaise fairies' magic!

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