[Everyone is confused when they hear that from him, because it's bullshit. It's hopeless to try and convince them otherwise, though.]

Yeah. What, you think-- hic-- something as amazing as-- hic-- mayonnaise can be whipped up by just anyone? There's magic in it, I tell you-- hic--, magic! But luckily the mayonnaise fairies-- hic-- are very benevolent. They seem to be invisible here on Avalon, like the frost fairies, but-- hic-- but they are around!

[The fae meets Homura's eyes with a cringing expression, seemingly silently asking her if this man has a screw loose...]