[And here he thought (some of) his own subordinates didn't have enough respect for him!! He rubs his ear when she lets go of it.]
Now listen here-- hic--, the mayonnaise fairies are-- hic-- unsummonable!! They come to those-- hic-- who prove themselves worthy by making a good mayonnaise base!
[No one told him that. His mind simply cooked it up all on its own, because there had to be an explanation for how mayonnaise can exist on Avalon even though there are no Mayorins (never mind that that's just a corporate mascot to begin with...).]
You two are lucky that I am-- hic-- an expert! Leave it to me!
[He rolls up his sleeves and starts mixing ingredients. He does it pretty forcefully, but it's coming along!]
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[And here he thought (some of) his own subordinates didn't have enough respect for him!! He rubs his ear when she lets go of it.]
Now listen here-- hic--, the mayonnaise fairies are-- hic-- unsummonable!! They come to those-- hic-- who prove themselves worthy by making a good mayonnaise base!
[No one told him that. His mind simply cooked it up all on its own, because there had to be an explanation for how mayonnaise can exist on Avalon even though there are no Mayorins (never mind that that's just a corporate mascot to begin with...).]
You two are lucky that I am-- hic-- an expert! Leave it to me!
[He rolls up his sleeves and starts mixing ingredients. He does it pretty forcefully, but it's coming along!]