Uh huh, sure. Lucky we have such a stup--I mean extraordinary maker of the stuff. Really.

[She couldn't hide the sarcasm, instead taking the chance to make some more mayonnaise on her end, if only to get this done faster; she on the other hand did require using the phone and notes she found on the network. If there was one thing she learned from her world, fighting against crazy ideas never ended well. There were too many problematic individuals she could list who gave her a headache with their rather insane ideas.

Though as she was doing so with her own ingredients, a thought did occur.]

So...any other reason why they would cause hiccups? I just assumed she just used expired ingredients at the worst time. And well, this place is magical. Figured there might be magical side effects too.