TEST DRIVE MEME ⚔️️ I

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{ QUICK NAV } Premise ⚔️️ Rules ⚔️️ FAQ ⚔️️ Taken ⚔️️ Reserves ⚔️️ Apply ⚔️️ Locations ⚔️️ Bestiary A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival KERPLUNK, SPLASH! Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. You'll definitely see other new arrivals plopping in. If you can't swim, a red-headed woman known only as the Lady of the Lake will drag you to the shore if she doesn't spot someone else near you helping so no one ends up drowning. She's a little busy casting directive magic to make sure everyone lands safely and playing lifeguard, so if anyone attempts to talk to her, she'll tell them to head up to the Rent-a-Ride. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly. B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones and a pair of earbuds to everyone before getting them settled in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and give them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go. These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console with nip bottles. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk. C ⦿ The Red Spring The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Because of the volume of new arrivals and vacationers, inn rooms are assigned two-to-a-room. The rooms have two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and a few free movies. If you don't want to relax in the room, try taking a dip in the spring for another chance to meet your fellow travelers. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly when drunk. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do.. if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there. A ⦿ Get Fresh Upon arrival in Camelot travelers are ushered to a large set of wash rooms where they can clean up and make themselves presentable for the Welcome Feast. They are informed that once the feast concludes there will be an announcement on where they can seek lodging and how to begin their magic studies. B ⦿ Be Merry After they freshen up, travelers are led into the main dining hall. The decorations range from simplistic to a little more grandiose, it is likely everyone will find something familiar. A modern mash up with a medieval flair. The jester makes his rounds, perhaps he has a joke or two to tell, go ahead, give him a listen or perhaps volunteer to participate in one of the jester's shows, like knife-throwing or hypnotism. Within the crowd of staff there are mummers, a juggler, here and there dabbled through small troupes perform mini skits, perhaps they’ll perform a well known verse from a traveler’s world or tell a tale of fancy from this realm. C ⦿ Eat Well A banquet is prepared with food that while all “rustic” in appearance are usually a version of modern dishes ranging from basic roast chicken and veggies to Korean-Mexican fusion and French patisserie. The drinks are much the same; while served in old fashioned goblets, they are drinks modern travelers will be familiar with. Have a seat, meet a new neighbor, find a roommate, maybe a new or old friend? Talk to the person to your left, your right, across from you. Mingle, enjoy the food, the music, it shouldn’t be long before the information promised is provided. Till then take your fill and get to know your fellow travelers. You've been here a few days now and have gotten a chance to settle in, find a place to stay, and Camelot's citizens have decided that you've been here long enough to start living your life again. Well, your new life. A group of citizens have decided to give everyone their first quest. "Hear ye, hear ye!" a man in chain mail with a tablet with his statement typed up on it declares to a crowd from atop a pedestal. There are two other citizens around him with phones to post the video to AOL later to make sure the word gets heard ye all around. "Those with magic, we beseech thee! Findeth us a grail most holy hidden in the depths of the Brocéliande! This holy grail is known to grant thine wishes three, a most noble quest for noble souls! Great reward will come to those who find it and proclaim at least one of their wishes to find the great Excalibur for King Arthur!" This is the first you've heard about King Arthur, and it seems curious that he hasn't yet shown his face around town. It also seems strange that this guy is speaking like he's stepped out of a bad period piece, and probably should be the clue that this is more or less an attempt to haze some of the newcomers by sending them into the forest... but no one is telling newcomers this. It's better to get them out there and start praciticing, after all. A ⦿ Lost, and Lost, and Lost Again The Brocéliande is well-known around Camelot for being a forest that's both bountiful and mysterious. Oddities are known to happen that may never happen again to the point that even if something weird happens and you can't prove it, most citizens will assume you're telling the truth. Which is what makes it peculiar when you keep passing the exact same locations over and over again, as if you've been traveling in circles or reaching the end of the map in a video game and coming out the other end. You're stuck in a space loop. The only way out is to successfully find the one difference in each loop five times in a row and collect it. Maybe it's a strange frog, a crystal that wasn't there before, a small wooden step that doesn't lead anywhere, or some other singular item, you've got to find what stands out... pick the wrong item, and you'll have to start your five count over again, and again, and again... B ⦿ Grail, and Grail, and Grail Again!? If you either missed the space loop or managed to get out of it, eventually you'll come to find one of... quite a few copies of a grail with holes in the side placed throughout the forest. They look like they might be good for draining noodles, but that's about it. Though they're spread out, it's entirely possible you'll find more than one, but each of them are placed in situations where it's impossible to get to by normal means. You'll have to use magic! It may be hidden in a bird's nest at the top of the tallest tree, inside of a hole in a rock with bars that prevent you from reaching in (perhaps an animal friend could reach it), inside a boiling pond, or inside the body of a bear fir... there are a load of possibilities, and now's a chance for you to try out your brand new magics! Use one of those samples, find something from the bestiary, or come up with your own adventure to get your hands on that less-than-holy grail. C ⦿ A Quest Completeish Or it would be, if you could ever find the guy who announced it... The AOL posts have since been deleted. You may end up spending a lot of time trying to find the guy. At this point, citizens will start telling you that you shouldn't take quests unless they're on the quest board or else you're going to get scammed... that's definitely an olden times themed noodle strainer. If that doesn't make you give up, or perhaps motivates you to find the guy to kick his ass, you'll have to head out to the farmland and chase them through a cornfield. (Be careful not to get lost, it's a maize in there.) If one of the boys are caught, they'll explain they were just testing you-- and hey, you got a free addition to your kitchen! If pressed, they'll apologize and give you a bit of money for your trouble. It's not much, but it'll get you at least a meal.

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Comments

[dvine]

[Usually he pays attention to what he says because he knows that Midorima goes into complete tsun mode whenever there's touchy-feely stuff going around.

Today is not that day.

All decorum is out of the window and Kise's almost throwing at him to hug him as tightly as he can. Kicking and screaming won't help, Midorimacchi. He'll just bury his face in your neck and mutter incoherently.

Vila, however, will give Midorima a smirk because she can see that blush.]

[distantfuture]

Oh, uh...

[Hm. How to explain. It was pretty obvious that this guy wasn’t from Cocoon or Gran Pulse. But that wariness was hard to get rid of after spending so much time recently on the run from the very nation he grew up in.

But if there was anything he learned from that journey, it was to trust himself more. Trust his instincts. The man seemed to be only curious, though.

He held his arm, his hand over his brand.]

I was hoping it would be gone, that’s all. Having this meant I had a... a mission, of sorts. I think we completed it but... it hasn’t gone away. It’s frozen, though, so it’s not active.

[Actually... he wondered. He lifted his arm and tried to pull out Alexander’s crystal. When nothing happened, he tried a simple cure spell. He frowned.]

It’s been inactivated completely by this place. I can’t use magic.

Sure you can, kupo! Just this world’s magic, kupo! Don’t you worry, kupo, I’ll help you learn!

[This was all just too much and he felt a headache coming on.]

[cryptsleeper]

[That....that sure is a giant bird that Alucard is looking at. And continues to look at, as it is being treated as a mount rather than just a very large bird.

Not the weirdest thing he's seen, but still out of the ordinary, even by his standards.]

--The trees get naked.

[He says the words with a little too much gravitas, but what Alucard thinks is the right amount of concern.]

Are you speaking in metaphor or have I missed something?

Mostly! Have finally settled everything at this point.

[cryptsleeper]

--I'm....

[He is absolutely unsure of that. So with a sigh that screams of being overburdened, Alucard simply throws up his hands. Mentally.]

It can be attempted, I suppose. But I've no idea if you will get the results you seek.

[apockatherry]

Huh, I see.

[A beat.]

Well, I don't totally see, to tell the truth. But I see the part about having a mission and hoping it was done with. You say it's magic, but you can't use yours, huh? Wonder if something laid silence on ya...

[Because how could a place keep someone from using their magic? A weapon or a spell could manage it, sure, but always temporarily, and never on the grand scale of... a...

Did that little cait-looking thing say something about this world?]

Say, what do you mean by "this world"? What other world could there be?

[His own familiar was perhaps too baby to be helpful at this juncture. The ogre eagle just sat on his haunches and scratched his head with its hind claws.]

Caravans, oh lawd

[suzi_q]

[Not everyone is familiar with this kind of technology, Mista, god! Which might be why she'd watched through every video and every tutorial she could get her hands on to figure this whole thing out. Phones aren't a foreign concept, but the Internet and cellphones and wireless things absolutely are.

Luckily, she's pretty quick to pick up on this whole mess, lips pursed as she tries to figure out what this message even means.]

Why would you ever want to be mashed potatoes? They get eaten??? [Autocorrect can only do so much.]

yes good

[grilletto]

no like you're not going to be mashed potatoes physically
i mean more mentally
like your state of mind is mashed potatoes
because you're comfortable, yeah?

[suzi_q]

But mashed potatoes don't have brains??? They aren't sentient??????

If you're comfortable, they you're comfortable. I don't see what potatoes have anything to do with it!

[grilletto]

what?
no it's like a feeling
your brain isn't mashed or anything
think of a cloud and how fluffy it is??
that kind of feeling where it's just
existence
but you can still think and move

[ for once even mista has to wonder if someone is thinking way too hard about this ]

[suzi_q]

[It's probably good they aren't in the same area, because anyone looking at her is probably perplexed by how much she's concentrating on this whole thing. Pursed lips, knit brow, the whole nine yards.]

If it's like a cloud then why are you not wanting to be like a cloud and not food? Though, now I'm just getting hungry...

Do you think with all this supposed technology that they have mashed potatoes here? Or do you think it's, like, gruel and stuff??? Because I don't know if I can really handle that if I can't cook properly here...

[grilletto]

okay hold on
first of all you're thinking way too hard about this
i know it was kind of a weird question
i said mashed potatoes and i meant mashed potatoes

if they have potatoes here i'm sure they can mash them
what kind of cooking though?

[ because frankly, he was hungry too... ]

[suzi_q]

But you compared them to clouds? And clouds are clouds and don't make someone hungry and makes more sense. More poetic, too!

Mmm. It depends on what I have around? If it's potatoes, then I suppose patate al latte is an option, if their milk is good... Or there's pizzoccheri alla Valtellinese. There's a few options if we're just talking about potatoes!

[Have you figured out she's Italian yet, Mista. And probably Northern, given the latter option.]

1/3

[grilletto]

[ thus far mista has pretty much zero indication that suzi is a woman, give him a second here because he's having some feelings ]

holy shit, stop getting so hung up on clouds
i mean i guess if you want to think about it that way fine
it wasn't supposed to be poetic
it was philosophical

[ mista, no ]

[grilletto]

wait hold on

[ he's reading the rest of the message ]

done

[grilletto]

are you italian?

MISTA, NO

[suzi_q]

[Someone was about to continue having an argument about clouds and mashed potatoes, but that question is far more important. Clearly.]

I am! Though, does moving somewhere else after marrying someone mean that you're now whatever nationality you're at now...?

SUZI, NO

[grilletto]

are you fucking with me right now?

SUZI, YES

[suzi_q]

No??? It's a genuine question!

[grilletto]

[ this is a perfectly normal and reasonable conversation ]

oh yeah?
what kind of animal?

[grilletto]

no??
that's not how that works at all??
if you're from italy then you're italian
it doesn't change just because you marry a german or something

[suzi_q]

Ohhhh. Then yes, I'm Italian!

Though, I think, Joseph would say he's American even though he was born in England. I... think? How does that even work...

Thank goodness! That's always the hardest part is settling in

[chriego]

[Misumi looks DELIGHTED to be agreed with!]

Okay! I'm gonna try!

[He gets ready to bound towards the lights and... comes to a stop, blinking widely at Alucard.]

Hmmm... Could you maybe help me out if it... doesn't work...?

[Well, that's a bit of caution he wasn't showing before, guess he has some self-preservation instinct.]

[distantfuture]

It's honestly a really long story.

[So, he was right, this really was another world. He wondered if that's why the brand didn't work anymore. Not to mention he didn't quite understand what it meant for him or the others. Were they okay? What about his dad?

He tried to not let it get to him just yet. Panicking wouldn't do any good.]

Uhm, well, I'm from a place called Cocoon. Does that sound familiar to you?

You're on Avalon, kupo!

[taigastripes]

"Observation, my ass," Came the mumble as he bit into more food.

Nope, it definitely was not readily apparently that Midorima was from after the Vorpal Swords game. He likely wouldn't catch on either unless someone told him or he realized Midorima was acting a little different.

"I saw Takao earlier, he remembered Lunatia. Do you? What about Kise?"

May as well get that out of the way before anything else. Because he was going to sound like a crazy person if Midorima didn't.

[taigastripes]

"Oh. My bad, then," Well, guess he was wrong about that. You never know after vaporwave animal world. Kagami didn't keep on the subject, there was no point. Instead, he pointed his thumb at the tiger. "He doesn't even know what it is. I'll figure something out, but it's gonna be hard without a ball and some kinda court."

He knew all about basketball but like hell he knew how to make the equipment and stuff. Ugh, why was the world like this?