You know, I never thought I'd say it but the aliens probably did make more sense, unless then I knew I was kidnapped and by who, for what. Here it's kind of like learn magic and good luck.

[It's okay if they are rolling with the alien thing he will roll with it.]

I learned some hand to hand stuff back on the other planet, but I am not fighter. Hey if nothing else maybe you can distract them with glitter while I make them swallow a leaf?

[He snickers, cause it sounds so ridiculous.]