"More that a cream soda or a root beer? Doubtful. But hey, to each his own. Artificial flavors will always be a thing tastebuds will judge for themselves."

So says Luz, master of tasting many, many strange things.

"Oh, that's just criminal activity! If you don't keep it in the can it'll lose carbonation. What, are we supposed to have, flat soda? Bleh!"