"If that's the case I'm definitely going to ask if we can buy some of our own! I haven't had a soda in SO LONG."

She tried, but apple blood was just not a good substitute for soda.

"Oh, me? I mean, I'm a regular human born in the regular human world that happened to mistakenly stumble into a portal to a demon world. There I met a witch, decided I wanted to be one myself, made tons of witchling friends and fought their version of a tyrant and lived to tell the tale."

She drank a little from a nearby cup. Ooh, limey. "Then I was brought here."