She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid.

[morns]

THE HOT/CUTE OR NOT MEME

1. post a picture. please link if you post more than one, and be sure to note (even vaguely) nsfw images! 2. go around and rate others on a scale of 1-10 for their hotness or their cuteness/prettiness, for those of you who might play kids or unconventional characters. or don't. it doesn't matter to me. 3. discuss? bashfully refute these claims? defend your beautiful face's honor from such unscrupulous insults? stolen from cuddlecity 'cause I'm a lazy bitch.

Comments

[schmisse]

For myself, not for everyone to ogle!

[liveandforgive]

You totally tried pinning this on me...

[schmisse]

Shut up! It was only because I thought you did something dumb again.

[liveandforgive]

Really hurt by this accusation. You better make it up to me.

[schmisse]

State your terms.

[liveandforgive]

Rate me.

[schmisse]

Fine.

Your face is a 100/10. Your body is a 100/10. Your finesse could use some work, and is therefore for a 7/10. Your driving skills could improve tremendously, and you can start by wearing a helmet when you drive. 1/10 for that one. Combat skills are definitely a 99/10, one point deducted due to constant bad decisions such as fighting overpowered Servants.

What else... [ She's actually putting a lot of thought into this. ] Oh! And your performance in be— [ Due to the contents of this tag, it has now been censored. ]

I think that's it! The average is a 67.8/10.

[liveandforgive]

[ The entire time, he may hold to his silence, but he's still floored by her suddenly listing off statistic after statistic. More importantly, she's smashing his own ratings of her. He was worried about being teased for being "biased"?!

At first it's cute, even shrugging off her roasting his driving skills because he knows what he's all about. Then she deducts a point for his penchant for getting into tussles with Heroic Spirits.

... aaand then her longer spiel towards the end on a certain 'performance' measure cracks him. She keeps going!!

Proverbially picking his jaw up off the floor, his brow furrows and he almost looks annoyed when he waltzes right up to his girlfriend. And just when she gives her calculation of 67.8/10? He takes her hand in his, beginning to tug her to follow him. ]

[schmisse]

Huh? Wait! Where are we going? Did I do the math wrong? It should be right!

[ Sure, she's stopped doing math for years now, but she knows she's still pretty quick to compute things mentally! But, like the lightweight that she is, she's so easily dragged to follow. ]

You shouldn't be upset— the score is still over ten! The average you gained is well above that, just not a passing grade if it were over a hundred. Not to mention—

[ JDHLAFIS IS HE UPSET THAT HE'D JUST BE 67.8/100 IF THE CRITERIA WAS DIFFERENT?? Is that it?! That's it, right??? ]

[liveandforgive]

[ Nope. Cloud's not upset at all. Not in the slightest actually. But he needs to drag her off this meme page. ]

We're raising my score.

[schmisse]

[ Guess the game's been changed to hot and nut... ]