konpeito_aji: (mwahahahahaha)
Oda Nobunaga ([personal profile] konpeito_aji) wrote in [community profile] avalaughs 2021-05-01 10:31 pm (UTC)

[Nobunaga has to avoid jumping a mile high at that. He's been dealing with assassination attempts since his childhood, and the two people he considers closest to him are both vassals, one of whom there's a lot of history books talking about betraying him. So arms over shoulders... not typically a thing anyone would do willingly to Nobunaga even if they were bleeding out, and he was carrying them to safety!!!]

[He grits through his teeth, kind of half-smiling back?! IS THAT A SMILE? It probably looks feral as fuck...]


Oh? Then I have just the perfect next song to sing!

[DEEP BREATH!]

[NSFW]

[Luckily the worst of the words are drowned out by his own pickaxe, but uh, you can definitely catch the gist!]

[The worst part is, he is REALLY into it.]


Does being tied up make you happy?!

[Flings his arm out wide!]

Then you're a masochist!!!

[SLAMS his pickaxe into more rocks!]

Does breaking people make you happy?! Then you're a sadist! [SMASH!]

"Ah, but I don't really think I'm one or the other!" [Feigns being wishy washy and willowy! Wiggling back and forth, before going back to mining!] The words of a heretic!

[Etc.]

[And the ending evil laugh is a little... too on point, don't you think? WHO CAN FEIGN THAT KIND OF INSANITY!??!]


MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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