[This is going to make someone, somewhere's head explode, but Nobunaga looks at the cookies... and looks away.]

No... I... thought we'd be giving them to the fae. So I might have eaten... several. Hundred.

[THE DUDE LOOKS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE DONE THAT BUT HE'S A DUMBASS.]

I'm kind of sick of them now. [Checks his... pulse? He doesn't know what to check. CLEARLY.] This must be my pancreas fighting back. Well played, worthy foe.