Healing. Magic is for nerds. [Or something. He doesn't actually know what a nerd is still, because she didn't tell him!]
[He's half tempted to try something to bug her, but he genuinely doesn't know of a perverted way to take advantage of this that would entertain him?]
Don't worry, you're not a gun, so I won't be firing you off anytime soon. [Whatever the fuck that means!]
[AND STILL RUNNING. GEEZ THESE WASPS ARE IRRITATING. WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO DECIDE HE'S OUT OF THEIR TERRITORY?!?]
[When he's finally sure he can catch his breath against another tree, he huffs, waiting a bit before continuing, because look, yes he's athletic as hell, but he's still getting on in years, and wearing quite a few pounds of metal!]
And before you ask: no, I can't reverse the curse or whatever the wasps do for magic. That requires siphoning. I tried it on myself when the bees got to me. It does wear off with time though.
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[He's half tempted to try something to bug her, but he genuinely doesn't know of a perverted way to take advantage of this that would entertain him?]
Don't worry, you're not a gun, so I won't be firing you off anytime soon. [Whatever the fuck that means!]
[AND STILL RUNNING. GEEZ THESE WASPS ARE IRRITATING. WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO DECIDE HE'S OUT OF THEIR TERRITORY?!?]
[When he's finally sure he can catch his breath against another tree, he huffs, waiting a bit before continuing, because look, yes he's athletic as hell, but he's still getting on in years, and wearing quite a few pounds of metal!]
And before you ask: no, I can't reverse the curse or whatever the wasps do for magic. That requires siphoning. I tried it on myself when the bees got to me. It does wear off with time though.