Now that he's assured the boy is fine, the fussing only becomes more dramatic and exasperated. Who is he calling unreasonable, anyway? Wei Wuxian is the height of reasonability, which is why he's making argumentative little tsks and flapping a hand at Sizhui's baseless accusations and speculation. At least this is all a great distraction.

"I've already broken so many bones, I wouldn't have even noticed. And you didn't ask, I volunteered." The 'so there' is implied. Since when do Lan juniors backtalk? What happened to 'sir?' He is pretty sure that would not have flown in his day, though admittedly there's nothing immediately in his memory to back this up, but he has to admit he approves of the trend nonetheless. Would have been sound reasoning towards anyone but Wei Wuxian. Shame about the cookies, though. "Do you think we can just put them back in the basket? I do."