The world's saltiest battle butler, partner-slash-chaperone to the world's most powerful vampire. Killer of Nazis, monsters that thought they were immortal, and assorted supernatural threats. He also cooks, cleans, organizes, and does the laundry. From a household that had a legit torture chamber, specimen room, and dark arts laboratory in the basement. And a library. Also the vampire.
I plan on applying with him but WHO TO POINT HIM AT if I get in? That is the question.
He's a little bit crazy.