[Man, you ever spend a harrowing morning at your shitty job answering a demand for justice by writing out a set of model rules for defining illegal moves in an enchanted snowball fight and then hop on AOL to unwind during your too-short lunch break and see A USERNAME THAT MAKES YOUR BLOOD RUN COLD.
III. - un: anonymous
One bout of choking on his alfredo later...]
Why would you want to do something like that?