First of all, there was no reason for this guy to be so rude. He would love to shoot back at him, but Doppo was too busy trying to remember Jakurai's advice for holding off panic attacks. It did not cover zombie whales and being spoken to by some alien looking motherfucker.

"I'm sorry!" He spouted automatically. "This thing has been following me around. Actually, its probably my fault, I'm pretty sure I'm cursed. Ever since I got here only bad things have happened to me, I nearly drowned and then a turtle stole my tie pin...this is just the consequence of me not turning my report in on time I'm sure, I'll get fired and then Hifumi will hate me...just let the whale eat me and end my suffering I'm sorry for existing....."

It...didn't look like he was going to stop. Sorry Sollux.