jurisprudence: which means it's probably larry because you know what they say (RAISE ⚖️ smells like bullshit to me)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] jurisprudence) wrote in [community profile] avalaughs 2020-12-07 10:41 pm (UTC)

sort of C, please know that I laughed a lot writing this

NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST

From:
Avalonian, Ltd., d/b/a Red Spring Training Grounds
AND
Red Spring Municipality, Judicial Division

Date:
December XX, XXXX

Re: Notice to Cease and Desist for Specific Activity

Dear Citizen,

This letter is served upon you pursuant to Camelot Civil Code §XX.XX wherein demand is made upon you to cease and desist your disorderly, unseemly, or otherwise improper conduct while utilizing the facilities of Red Spring Training Grounds.

Reports have been made with regard to your inappropriate conduct, which include but are not limited to: squatting in public, obnoxious nonverbal vocalizations, impeding the peace and respectable conduct of other patrons of said facilities, et cetera.

If you continue said improper behavior, immediate legal action may be taken against your person by Avalonian, Ltd., d/b/a Red Spring Training Grounds. You will not receive another warning from this office.

Very truly yours,

M. Edgeworth
Arbiter, NW Division
City of Camelot

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