TEST DRIVE MEME ⚔️️ 10

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{ QUICK NAV } Premise ⚔️️ Rules ⚔️️ FAQ ⚔️️ Taken ⚔️️ Reserves ⚔️️ Apply ⚔️️ Locations ⚔️️ Bestiary ⚔️️ Top-Levels Only ⚔️️ SUMMARY: New arrivals drop into the lake and have to climb up a cliff to the Rent a Ride, where they are given their device and some headphones and can retrieve their personal materials. They travel to Camelot, which is a multiple day journey, so they stop at the Red Springs along the way and stay at an inn there. A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival KERPLUNK, SPLASH! Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. It's still chilly, but not enough that you can't manage on your own. The Lady of the Lake is swimming around under the water, helping to rescue any wayward travelers who look like they're struggling in the water. This month's helpers are giant pillow jellies, a species of jellyfish that is capable of ballooning itself at the surface to create bouncy pads for characters to hop across to the shore, should they choose or not be able to swim. They come in a variety of bioluminescent colors, but do not seem to be very talkative even to animal magic users. Those who try may find themselves being ignored, even if they hear the jellies talking amongst themselves about this and that. If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly. (Though.. given how hot and muggy the weather is this first week, maybe you might want to ask him to toss you right back into the lake where the waters are still cool.) *Reminder: Your character's familiar may or may not be with your character in their initial plunge. If the familiar isn't partial to water, it may meet your character on the beach or sit atop their head while they swim. Or if they are, they might splash about and swim alongside your character. Familiars have different personalities and body specs and we leave those up to the players. B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones and a pair of ear buds and tell them to "Check the Shit Box." The "Shit Box" refers to wardrobe more formally known as the Wardrobe of Finding, a hammerspace-like wardrobe that opens to each person's items and pets when the person touches the handle. It was recently enchanted by Merlin to prevent people from having to fish their waterlogged possessions and pets out of the water with them. From there, Archimedes directs everyone to settle in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and gives them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The rest of the universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go. These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console with whole coconuts filled with tropical drinks and topped with tiny umbrellas. Strawberry daiquiris, pina coladas, margaritas, mai tais, and more... all frosty and in the spirit of keeping you cool during the sunny month of August. (Naturally, virgin editions are available for the underaged.) Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk. C ⦿ The Red Spring The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Because of the volume of new arrivals and vacationers, inn rooms are assigned two-to-a-room. The rooms have two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and a few free movies. If you don't want to relax in the room, try taking a dip in the spring for another chance to meet your fellow travelers. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly when drunk. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out! The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do... if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there. SUMMARY: The first attempt at using the mounts to travel en-masse up to fae territory is filled with problems: mandrake sprouts caused by recent murders drumming up requests to dig them up, two titanic creatures face off in the lake and catch characters in a maelstrom, and a mysterious underwater town with a strange curse being good neighbors with a last minute save... at a slight risk: becoming a merperson, naga, or cecaelian for a little while. With communications with Elphame in Celliwig disrupted by specters and Arthur temporarily decommissioned, the Hall of Mirrors is temporarily off limits for cleansing rituals. Celliwig has encouraged people to return to Camelot for the time being, which is just as well with all the newcomers flooding in. Last month's new arrivals through the old guard got an introduction to the new aquatic mounts and there are now plenty of people versed in how to handle and work with the magical alpacapies, mossatees, and deinosuchus. As scout parties head out further, there are a few problems that they've run into that need a helping hand from Camelot's otherworldly population. A ⦿ A Mandraconian Task Just as volunteers are asked to bring supplies for the journey to fae territory, a series of grisly murders involving strung up corpses appears around town (see this month's quest, "Not-So-Good Morning" for more details), and the dripping blood and fluids of these corpses seeps into the ground to give birth to strange, leafy plants that sprout leaves in all directions at once. They're small, and the locals seem weary of them, but ultimately they're breaking up pathways and making them into trip hazards... the locals recognize these plants as mandrake root, which is known in different cultures for... very different things. The mandrake root is a cursed plant that screams in a way that curdles blood enough to kill small creatures if they're too close and make a grown person go deaf. The reason anyone would pull them up however... well, their magical properties are astounding. It is said that Joan of Arc carried one in her possession to give her the power to take control of her own fate. Some religions claim that it has the ability to restore a person's fertility, and before clever manufacturers started using the name for tomatoes, Islamic tradition called the "apples of the jinn" and cause strong bouts of lust. Needless to say, a good many people are cautious about pulling them up, but more than willing to offer a fair sum of money to a newcomer who can get them out of the ground. The cause of their sprouting may be tragic, but there's no way that you're going to make it through town center with trip supplies without getting pulled aside and asked to help harvest the mandrake roots for a pretty penny... or maybe you're interested yourself. Either way, it may behoove you to practice a little magic with a friend to try to get them up. B ⦿ Clash of the Titans Finally everyone has gotten going and a mixture of brave Camelot citizens, Celliwigians, and otherworlders have headed back to Albion's White Cliffs to take off with their mounts (and partners... you're going to have to ride with someone, there aren't enough mounts for everyone to get their own!) and things are going well. It's about two days into the waters of Lake Avalon that things start to send a chill down your spine. Back on land, even for the first two days there, the weather had been hot and sunny, a beautiful summery start to August, but as the party starts to approach the southern banks of Dinas Emrys, they see a gargantuan beast run at bewildering speeds off the land and straight across the surface of the lake. The creature appears to be some kind of centipede formed of black clouds and lightning that illuminates its exoskeleton from inside of its body in deep purple and blue hues. Each of its legs kicks up a titanic wave headed straight for the party of explorers as it charges towards its target, what appears to be a tsunami wave containing a dark, shadowy figure emerging at least twenty stories above the water. The only part of it that isn't black are the blank, soulless eyes. As the lightning bug monster charges what some may recognize as an umibozu, it crashes into the tsunami wave and all three fall asunder... which is bad news for the traveling party, as the waters are now extremely choppy and lighting up with charges of the centipede's lightning. The result? As the two monsters dive down below the water, a maelstrom forms in their path and starts sucking everyone down! C ⦿ Fresh Waters Anyone who manages to escape the maelstrom will find that their mounts aren't moving forward this time around and are heading back where they came from, even with lost supplies. You may find yourself having to switch mounts with others nearby or talking to a strange beachball on the back of the alpacapie that's carrying your ass back to the White Cliffs... Or if you weren't so lucky, you may find yourself waking up on a slightly different shore. An underwater shore. An underwater town, in fact. After the initial panic of realizing that you're not drowning when you wake up settles in, you'll realize that you seem to be able to breathe underwater just fine. In fact, the real panic is probably about to start when you realize that like the fine people of this town that saved you, you've been temporarily gifted gills and a bottom lower half of either a merperson, a naga, or a cecaelia. Your caretaker, a nurse of the local town, offers the explanation that the only way to save everyone from drowning was to pull them into their territory, which is cursed to turn them all into sea monsters. Not to worry though, as long as you leave before the sun sets on the third day, you'll turn back to normal just fine. ...Though, they're not really sure when that was or if they battle is over, so you should probably find your friends and any possessions you had with you and start heading toward the surface. Not too much time to explore this strange, underwater town... especially since you don't have much practice not having legs to get you up to the surface. Don't worry, if you don't make it out in time, the Lady of the Lake will come fetch you... though perhaps not in time, so you may need to spend some time back in Camelot seeking out someone to break a curse. SUMMARY:After the recent event, people need to recover and heal. So Camelot's castle opens its doors for an open house, a swap meet and poetry battle auction, and a healing circle ritual. Arthur is injured and recovering, and news has spread on social media about it. There are lots of well-wishers and gifts being sent to the castle... enough that there's just too much for Arthur to do anything with it. He needs time to recover and rest and not be bothered, and as such declares that all those who need it shall share in the wealth and generosity of those wishing him well. The abundance (Especially from guilty Celliwigians who didn't realize what was happening right under their own noses) results in a few things happening... A ⦿ Open House Camelot's castle halls open up to all those who would like to come. Invitations are sent and a feast is prepared. A huge table with all manner of foods from different cultures is prepared. The only thing they ask is that you stay out of the wing of the castle that Arthur is resting in, as he is not available right now. Try new foods made from recipes from all around the different worlds or invite yourself to use the castle's royal public baths, remodeled from more ancient styles to include cool things like old architecture mixing with jacuzzi jets and waterfall shower rooms. There's even a water slide. It's more a water park than anything... Explore the library (except for the forbidden section, which has a very powerful magical barrier preventing entry-- even trying to tamper with it could result in your character glowing colors by their mood as punishment for messing with the magic). Those are dangerous texts in there! There's even a live show with a magician! Which sounds lame, but he's more or less showing off his skills in tricks, knife skills, and has a mean comedy routine to go with it. He's even willing to teach lucky volunteers how to escape death-defying stunts... hopefully. You may want to bring a buddy for backup. Or perhaps you're more interested in heading out to explore the rose gardens or finding a place to stay for the evening... don't worry, if you've had too much to drink or simply tired yourself out, you're welcome to stay in one of the guest rooms during this open house celebration. B ⦿ Swap Meet Not interested in exploring the castle? Well perhaps you'll enjoy the open-market bazaar that seems to have set up in the courtyard. All kinds of oddities are being exchanged in the castle courtyard and you may just find something rare.. or maybe it's a piece of crap. It's hard to tell, and the chances of getting swindled are just as high as the chances of getting an antique masterpiece. There is an auction for those willing to pay more for authenticity, but auctions in Camelot go a little bit differently... to win art, you must first prove yourself worthy of art-- all bid submissions must be performed in stanza. Haikus, rap, short poems-- all are valid, as long as they follow the rules of your chosen form of poetry and express why your bid deserves the win. The last person to falter wins their right to pay their bid, with at least 10,000G upped with each poetic rebuttal. C ⦿ Healing Circle After Party It's good to take care of yourself with a little fun, but if you're still stressed, hurt, traumatized, mildly upset, hung over, or just want to feel better about yourself, consider joining in some of the local witches and wizards in a meditative healing ritual. Step one: Gather herbs from the castle gardens. They've got all kinds, but you're looking for things like yarrow, apple blossoms, cinnamon, and lemon balm. Once you've gathered your herbs, join in the silent meditation circle with an available partner. Anyone is fine, but once you've entered the circle with someone, it's very important that you do not make any noise. Silence is important, and as you burn each of your herbs with your partner, you'll find that the smoke forms a barrier that surrounds the two of you. Put your hands together, and focus on the source of your pain. You will share your emotions with the person you're performing the spell with. They will feel everything you feel in that moment, and be able to share the burden without having to speak of or share what caused this pain. With the pain lightened, you will find that the smoke lights up and dissipates up at the top. Whether or not you choose to share with your newfound partner... well, that's up to you, but they sure are going to know how you're feeling right now, and that definitely wasn't warned about when you were asked to join the healing circle. MOD NOTES: • All test drive prompts are open to anyone in the game at any time to create your own logs with, but this post should have top-levels by potential new characters only. Current characters may reply to any threads, but should not top-level comment on this post. • If your application is accepted, you may accept TDM threads as game canon as long as both players consent. Characters may begin threading as soon as their journal is accepted to the communities. •If nothing here tickles your fancy, try one of this month's Quests for your TDM prompt. • The first "Arrival" prompts are present on every TDM, but contain seasonal tweaks for flavor. All other prompts will change monthly. • Questions about this TDM's content? Comment here! If you have a question about the game at-large, please head over to the FAQ.

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Re: He prefers to call it a DMC!

[pissoffbook]

[Kainé's eyes widened when one of her hands was disarmed and she sucked in a shocked breath. She recovered quickly however, and that same hand grips the top of his head, allowing her to push off and flip behind him to land on her feet. Her remaining sword she brings around to her front in a defensive stance.]

Kainé! Throwing yourself at him over and over isn't going to do any good. Patience! Strategy! Look for an opening and then strike!

[Kainé continues to ignore her familiar, though she's obviously pretty angry at this whole situation. Ironically, if she was still a Shade possessed, this would be over in a heartbeat. But she was fully human now and in truth, grateful for that.]

How 'bout you fight me for real, instead of standing there like a dumbass!

[She glances over at her other sword, laying on the ground to the side of her. Then she dives and rolls towards it, catching it in her other hand and coming up on one knee, holding both at her sides.]

[morganknight]

[Morgan looks briefly perplexed, running a hand through his hair to make sure it hadn't gotten tangled. Rather obstinately, his sword just hangs in midair next to him.]

[Satisfied that it isn't too mussed, he rolls his head to stretch his neck, then turns back to face her fully.]

That's the sort of thing someone says when they're losing and their technique isn't working. Although I'll grant it isn't a very fair fight when I'm not giving you a chance.

[They who commit first, lose. The moment they surrender flexibility, they open themselves up to a counter. So long as he can embrace that principle fully, and he's pretty good at it, an assault on him doesn't work. But that's ultimately a losing proposition in the long term, because a real enemy can just go around, and then you have to commit to stop them. And in a real fight you can't just defend, you need to end it.]

[Martial arts, the physical aspect of it, is really an incredible study in how to win under a set of assumptions that literally never exist.]

[Drawing his hands out of his pockets, he lifts them in front of himself in a relaxed pose, easing himself closer with a couple of short steps. No charging in for him!]

[pissoffbook]

You're an ass.

[Kainé stands and holds her swords at her sides, watching to see what he's going to do. She still has no idea what kinetic magic is, but she comes to the conclusion that maybe it's some kind of shield?

Thinking before acting... not her style.

Still, this time when she rushes in, swords behind her, she starts with a whirlwind attack as a feint, then pivots to his flank and then rear, one sword held out straight to his back.

Of course this isn't using her magic... but she may have found a way to counter his magic?]

[morganknight]

You have a nice ass!

[Well, considering he isn't using his magic at the moment, it's a moot point! Morgan turns with her, slapping aside the blades with his palms, but in that moment can't find a weakness to exploit as a counter. If necessary, he could take a hit on his coat, but he considers that kind of cheating for a spar.]

[pissoffbook]

[Kainé's pale cheeks lit up with a slight rosy tinge.]

You... did you really just say that?

[She shook her head to compose herself. Grr... even moving to his flank didn't work as he seemed to be able to slap away her blades. Dammit! If only she had her old strength.

This was pissing her off more than it should have.]

Kainé! Think of what dark magic is composed of what you can do with it other than a direct assault!

Book...

[She was about to tell the book off when an idea actually came to her. Dark, was also shadow. Everyone had a shadow. What if she could manipulate his?

Kainé fell back a little, holding her blades in front of her for defense in case he decided to strike. She scanned her surroundings and noted the direction of the sun and shadows. It seemed both her opponent's shadow and the shadow of the training dummy were facing the same direction.

If she could somehow cause the dummy's shadow to hold Morgan's; maybe it would trap him in place so that she could strike.

There was only one way to find out.

She stabbed one of her swords in the dirt and reached out a hand as if to grab the two shadows. Then her hand closed to a fist, binding the two together. She bit her lip on hopes that it would work.]

[morganknight]

I totally said that! You're not exactly hiding it from appreciation, you know!

[He might have made another comment but in that moment he's shadowbound, the dummy's twining with his to lock him into place. Well, that's not good.]

[But send magic to stop magic. Tightening his muscles against the restraining force, Morgan sends a kinetic strike backwards to smash into the training dummy and break it from its post. It'll repair itself in just a second, but the moment of its separation is enough for him to scramble away.]

I'm sorry for her!

[pissoffbook]

[Kainé pauses a moment and flushes again. Despite her style of dress, she's not used to people flirting with her. It's more calling her 'hussy' or just avoiding her in general.

But the blush is there only for a moment before her neutral expression returns.

When Morgan breaks her binding spell, she swears again. Now she's really angry. She's not the best loser.]

What's it take to beat your ass, you piss guzzling little shit?!

[Sometimes she gets carried away with her creative insults.]

Kainé! It's just a sparring match. You must keep your calm or you will lose control of your element!

Calm, my ass! The bastard won't go down!

[Still, by her expression, it looks like the book has talked a little sense into her. Losing control of herself is one of the things Kainé fears most. It's happened before.]

[morganknight]

What, you want me to just fold over and drop? What kind of spar would that be?

[And while she's growling to her familiar -- Morgan lunges forward, whirling into a quick jump kick that's the complete opposite of everything he'd done so far. Gotta keep her on her toes!]

[pissoffbook]

Yes, for fuck's sake!

[She really wasn't used to losing.

Then he lunges at her and she barely throws up her arms in time to block. Had she still been possessed it wouldn't have been a contest.]

Fucking hell!

[She curses and pushes back upon impact though the kick still sends her skidding back a few feet.]

Book... you say one goddamn word...

[Kainé knew she had a secondary magic, but she really didn't want to tap into that. It sounded fucking creepy and not something she wanted to touch. Possession and shit. Reminded her too much of Tyrann... she would never do that to another human being. But it looked like this guy had her figured out...]

[morganknight]

Come on. What's more fun than a challenge?

[He's in pursuit, trying to bait an attack out of her so he can slide in past it and gain the advantage again. No more goofing around, he's just letting loose and having fun now!]

woops long-ish tag

[pissoffbook]

[A grin spreads across her face when she realizes he's actually attacking her. Of course, he's going to bait an attack. Impulse control is not one of her strong suits.]

Decided to stop being a chicken shit?

[Kainé meets his attacks with powerful strikes and kicks of her own in a whirlwind fashion, dodging, flipping and rolling away from any of his that get too close or hit, and then lunges in again. She is relentless in her own attacks pressing in on any opening she can. Even without her Shade powers, she's fast and strikes hard.

She's tired of getting her ass kicked.

Still, it is a lot of fun, and she hadn't realized that until now. Kainé is in her element; fighting. It's really the only thing she knows how to do. She snorts a laugh as she's spinning and evading, enjoying the thrill. Then she calls up her dark magic again to have it swirl around the blades.

Her familiar is off to the side, audibly groaning at her savage fighting style.]

[morganknight]

[She's savage and he's an island in a storm, utterly calm and controlled. Each motion is efficient, each technique precise. But make no mistake, he's enjoying himself too.]

[For now, he is on the defensive, though. He can actually deflect strikes with precise hits to the flat of the blades, rather than need to dodge them all, but doing so keeps him from being too aggressive. Let her wear herself out and make a mistake, rather than trying to press and take too many risks.]

[pissoffbook]

[Kainé on the other hand, continues to attack relentlessly. As soon as a blade is deflected, another takes its place. She tries to start reading his movements, (she not dumb, just impulsive) her familiar noting the slight change in her fighting style.]

Very good, Kainé. Find a weakness, strike hard and true!

[She doesn't give a retort, instead, doing as the tsukumogami says (she'll deny it later) and searches for a break in his defenses or a weak point. For now, she holds her magic.]

[morganknight]

[Hmph -- she might be attacking furiously, but at the same time she's shifted her style enough that he can sense something's up. To test her, he shifts his guard down slightly, making it seem like his head is open. If an opponent did it to him, he'd be immediately suspicious, but he's curious if it will work on her.]

[pissoffbook]

[She sees the opening, but doesn't fall for it. Instead she feints like she's going for it and pivots around to his flank, sword swinging back and stopping just before the nape of his neck. If he avoids that, she kicks out, aiming for the back of his knees. She's about to slash at his back when her familiar calls out to her.]

Take care to watch yourself Kainé. Don't lose yourself in the throes of battle!

I'm gonna slice this bastard apart!

[It's obvious how angry she's getting and her familiar notices this. It doesn't know her that well yet, but the air she gives off suggests that she might take things a little too far if they continue like this.

To be fair, she's never sparred before. In her home world, when she strikes, she strikes to kill.]

[morganknight]

Uh. [Morgan dodges neither the sword to the neck nor the kick, because he knows what she doesn't: his coat will protect him in either case, being what he uses for armor. But maybe it's time he let her gain some advantage, so rather than spring back up after the kick, he stays crouched, one hand also on the ground.] You -- do realize you're not supposed to actually kill me, right?

LOL Their next meeting is gonna be so awkward.

[pissoffbook]

Fuck...

[She curses at the revelation from the both of them that she had gotten too caught up. Kainé skids to a stop and drops her hands to her sides, her swords falling limply from her grip to be held by her fingers.

What do you say to that though? 'Sorry I tried to kill you?' There's a long, uncomnfortable pause before she regripped one blade and brought the other up to rest on her shoulder.]

I think I'm done for now.

[Her expression fell as she turned away, but he probably could catch a glimpse of it.]

Sorry...

[Her familiar also caught the look and decided to keep quiet, instead of giving another scolding. What good would it do anyway? She seemed to have understood her wrongs.]

[morganknight]

What are you talking about? I enjoyed the hell out of myself there.

[He folds his arms behind his head, all lazy grins.]

We gotta do it again sometime.

End here? Or with your next tag? Prolly gonna tag your event TL

[pissoffbook]

[She takes a few steps and stops abruptly, but doesn't turn.]

I was apologizing for getting carried away, dumbass.

[Kainé looks up with his invitation as if she's trying to decide if it's actually a good idea.]

You're on.

[If anything, he could teach her to actually spar and not go for killing blows.]