Well, it's not that. I'll—uhm—I'll keep that in mind. I'll try to, anyway. [No promises there.]
And I didn't say that either. I stand by my original idea. You're cute. Handsome, if you want to get fancy. But if I was putting you next to a cake, one of those things I'd eat and it probably wouldn't be you.
[Because let's be real, Balthier's dry wit would make for a rather poor cake. He'd make a great lemon bar, though.]
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And I didn't say that either. I stand by my original idea. You're cute. Handsome, if you want to get fancy. But if I was putting you next to a cake, one of those things I'd eat and it probably wouldn't be you.
[Because let's be real, Balthier's dry wit would make for a rather poor cake. He'd make a great lemon bar, though.]
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['Handsome,' he'll certainly take— that's far more to his tastes.]
That hardly seems a fair comparison, besides. A cake isn't a snack, it's dessert— an entirely different category.
[LET HIM HAVE THIS]
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[There's some moments of pause before she continues.]
Pretty sure I snack on cakes. Therefore, cake's a snack, too. But are you tastier than a cake? I'm going to have to lick you to find out.
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All the same, he chuckles.]
You win this round, I think. I forfeit.
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[And not deliver.]
For today, I'll gracefully take my winnings!
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[In this particular instance, without being crass. That's a line he prefers not to cross.]
Enjoy your victory while it lasts— I'll not be caught unawares, next time.
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[Imagine Aerith sticking out her tongue because that's exactly what she's doing.]
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Suppose we'll just see about that, won't we?
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