the unsolicited advice meme

[currysseur]

1. Post your character!
2. Other characters come tell them what they think they are doing wrong with their lives.
3. And, in return, go do the same to them. Turnabout is fair play, right?

Comments

[inemeraldfaith]

I did because I don't understand what your fixation is on him. If you have something you need to say to him, just do it. You don't have to use me. If you're thinking he listens to me for some reason, that's totally not how it is. If you want to be friends, just be friends with him!

[. . .
Because that's totally what this is about. She knows better, but she can't exactly admit that publicly.]

[leicesters]

Ohhhh Aerith. Aerith, Aerith, Aerith.

The more you protest and try to change the subject, the more obvious you are!

[inemeraldfaith]

I don't know what you want from me! Maybe if you were more clear. If you just want me to admit that Balthier is a good-looking man, that's fine. He is.

[leicesters]

Aha! So you admit it! [DRAMATIC POINTING, then a laugh]

You would've saved a lot of hassle for yourself if you just said that from the start, you know.

[inemeraldfaith]

[Wh... why is he laughing. What's funny about that.]

I didn't know that's what you wanted. I have eyes. I know Balthier is handsome! I didn't realise it was a big deal.

[leicesters]

It's not, but you were being so coy about it. But since you admit it, good luck!

[inemeraldfaith]

I just didn't think it mattered—Nothing's happening!

[Just in case she needs to reiterate that.]

[leicesters]

Okay, okay. Keep your bow on. I believe you.

[So he says, but he's turning to leave and singing a song under his breath.]

Oh my wonderful Balthier~

[inemeraldfaith]

I can hear that, you know!

[...It's fine. She's a lot nicer than Balthier is. If he hears Claude, he'll have some Strong Words for him.]