the unsolicited advice meme

[currysseur]

1. Post your character!
2. Other characters come tell them what they think they are doing wrong with their lives.
3. And, in return, go do the same to them. Turnabout is fair play, right?

Comments

[leicesters]

I am positively lovely to Lorenz. Just ask him yourself!

[inemeraldfaith]

I bet that's not what he'd say if I asked him.

[leicesters]

To be honest, I think he'd get freaked out if I was too nice to him.

[inemeraldfaith]

That—

[That's probably true, actually.]

You know why that is, right? It's because you poke fun at him so often. He's gotten used to it. That's not really his fault. It's youuuurs.

[She wiggles her forefinger at him. It's very accusing.]

[leicesters]

I'll have you know that once upon a time, that guy hated my guts just for existing. On balance, a little friendly teasing is pretty tame.

[Claude's annoying, but he generally isn't mean.]

[inemeraldfaith]

Really? Is this a rivalry or something? I never would've guessed based on seeing the two of you together. I guess that really is an improvement.

[leicesters]

Hah! He certainly thought of it as a rivalry. Nowadays it's all water under the bridge, though -- we're good friends.

[inemeraldfaith]

Well, that's a heartwarming thing to hear.
You two do seem like good friends. So you poke fun at him because you like him so much, I take it.

[leicesters]

That about sums it up, so no need to feel too bad for the guy.

[inemeraldfaith]

I'll feel slightly less bad for him! After all, everyone should have a friend like you.

[leicesters]

That's very sweet of you, Aerith! Eventually, everyone falls for my roguish good looks and charm in one way or another.

[inemeraldfaith]

Is that true? Everyone? So what happens when you meet someone who doesn't?