the unsolicited advice meme

[currysseur]

1. Post your character!
2. Other characters come tell them what they think they are doing wrong with their lives.
3. And, in return, go do the same to them. Turnabout is fair play, right?

Comments

Un: 000000 bc he can’t be assed to come up with a better one

[luciing]

[ Having been in ring purgatory for 2k years, he’s terrible at technology.

And so, his reply comes after a significant delay. ]

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[ How does one backspace.. this button…. Oops, no, that’s send.

…Oh well. ]

as any other would

at least being better at technology is something Ardyn can lord over him

[problemsoncauthess]

May I ask what conclusions you have drawn from those thoughts, then?

[luciing]

[ Once more the reply comes delayed, each letter painstakingly typed into the little gadget. ]

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speak what you mean

[problemsoncauthess]

[Urge to be a bastard Rising.]

Well now, how am I to give advice without first learning more about you?

[luciing]

unsOL

[ Oh that’s the capslock.

How does one undo the capslock.

He’s done this before. He can do it again.




After a few minutes, his search is to no avail: ]

UNSOLICITED ADVICE

GOES WITHOUT NEED OF HISTORY

[problemsoncauthess]

[The only upside to this is watching Somnus struggle so pathetically with the texting.]

How cold! Then I would, perhaps, advise you to be more... considerate of others. Though I understand that can be quite hard for a certain kind of person.

[luciing]

[ Unfortunately Somnus has nothing of value to say, or perhaps he does, but it’s not something he would exchange over a network. That, or apparently he’s still perturbed by his own technological deficit.

Behold his reply: ]


DELETE CAPSLOCK

[problemsoncauthess]

[He has never despised you more.]

Oh, my apologies, I can see where I went wrong. My advice is to finally put some effort into learning to operate these. How long have you been here, now?..

[luciing]

[ Somnus' next reply doesn't involve any defense to that.

therightful, what kind of username... ]

YOUR ADVICE HAS BEEN H

EARD