There’s a lump of… something, laying on the shoreline. Upon closer inspection it appears to be a man, laying face down, legs and arms spread out like a crab’s; honestly it looks more like a corpse. At least, until he slowly pushes himself up onto all fours. Sputtering and coughing and looking none too happy as he spits out water and mud from his mouth.
Gross.
“Guhaaa! I LIVE! Old Teach thought he was gonna die there for a second! Seriously, what gives?”
One moment he was innocently reading the latest edition of Jumpu alongside his… ”treasures”. And the next he was dumped into a freezing lake, have some glass vial of… something thrown at his head before being floated to safety by the currents!
Episode II – Hot Springs Mayhem!?
The road trip over land, the almost drowning part… it was worth it. Worth it to be introduced to this heaven. Cuties everywhere, waifus everywhere! Sure, there were those indescribable blurs that are probably guys, but he can’t visually register them in his mind, so they don’t count. And now… now there’s a hot spring!? One with mixed bathing too?
Excuse the stupid, disgusting look on his scruffy face as he walks into the steamy area, towel around his hips.
“Nfufufu… it’s a little early in the season for this. But I’m not going to complain~.”
Gross.
Episode III – The Great Avalon Bake Off!?
Teach was looking mighty serious here. Both hands clasped together in front of him under his nose. If he’d been wearing glasses they’d be reflecting the natural light of the area around him. He was that serious.
“Hmph… it’s time.”
It was time… TO TRY SOME CUTE GIRL’S BAKED GOODS!
Episode IV – Protecting the Bear!?
“Noooooo…..! It’s scary… it’s scary!”
He sped on by everyone else, tears in his eyes, bear cub in his arms and dust cloud behind him! Following along was that big ass skeleton thing, bits of bone and skull chipped and cracked and looking beyond angry as it chased after the bearded wad of glowing filth. Also known as Teach.
“Tasukete!!!!!!”
[WILDCARD]
[ooc: don’t see anything you like here? Want to do something different? Feel free to either hit me up, or simply set up your own prompt and I’ll follow along!]
Edward Teach | fgo | Alchemy/Kinetic
There’s a lump of… something, laying on the shoreline. Upon closer inspection it appears to be a man, laying face down, legs and arms spread out like a crab’s; honestly it looks more like a corpse. At least, until he slowly pushes himself up onto all fours. Sputtering and coughing and looking none too happy as he spits out water and mud from his mouth.
Gross.
“Guhaaa! I LIVE! Old Teach thought he was gonna die there for a second! Seriously, what gives?”
One moment he was innocently reading the latest edition of Jumpu alongside his… ”treasures”. And the next he was dumped into a freezing lake, have some glass vial of… something thrown at his head before being floated to safety by the currents!
Episode II – Hot Springs Mayhem!?
The road trip over land, the almost drowning part… it was worth it. Worth it to be introduced to this heaven. Cuties everywhere, waifus everywhere! Sure, there were those indescribable blurs that are probably guys, but he can’t visually register them in his mind, so they don’t count. And now… now there’s a hot spring!? One with mixed bathing too?
Excuse the stupid, disgusting look on his scruffy face as he walks into the steamy area, towel around his hips.
“Nfufufu… it’s a little early in the season for this. But I’m not going to complain~.”
Gross.
Episode III – The Great Avalon Bake Off!?
Teach was looking mighty serious here. Both hands clasped together in front of him under his nose. If he’d been wearing glasses they’d be reflecting the natural light of the area around him. He was that serious.
“Hmph… it’s time.”
It was time… TO TRY SOME CUTE GIRL’S BAKED GOODS!
Episode IV – Protecting the Bear!?
“Noooooo…..! It’s scary… it’s scary!”
He sped on by everyone else, tears in his eyes, bear cub in his arms and dust cloud behind him! Following along was that big ass skeleton thing, bits of bone and skull chipped and cracked and looking beyond angry as it chased after the bearded wad of glowing filth. Also known as Teach.
“Tasukete!!!!!!”
[WILDCARD]
[ooc: don’t see anything you like here? Want to do something different? Feel free to either hit me up, or simply set up your own prompt and I’ll follow along!]