[ That's... for whatever reason, the right reaction? This is a weird grown-up. Alberto meets the weirdest grown-ups in this place. Here, Bruno's taken by the weirdness of dragons, and Alberto's taken by the weirdness of Bruno. It's a good weird, though. Alberto's a good weird, himself, he fancies. So it works. ]

Yeah, that's not even the half of it...! There are also fairies that'll steal your name, cranky sea monsters who’ll curse you to stay underwater, and I dunno— ghosts, I guess, and pumpkins that attack you, and drawings that jump out at you... Little paper Bruno monsters that come to life and grow giant and carry you away! ...Crazy stuff. And that was just, like— one holiday...!

[ Alberto's really, really selling this place, man. ]