candace is an enabler

[fellsound]

I'D DATE THAT.

● comment with your character.
● others will be forced encouraged to admit to whether or not they'd date/find your character attractive/fall in love/if your character is their type.
● acquire amusement.

Comments

[leicesters]

Ahem!

You would only accept my proposal with a financial transaction in exchange, correct?

[garyoutensei]

You went from making it sound like prostitution to making it sound like a dowry.

I'm not sure this is an improvement.

[leicesters]

[a laugh] There's really no pleasing some people!

Really, though, it was just a joke. What I'm trying to say is that you don't spend time with me unless there's money involved.

[garyoutensei]

That's not true. [ A small huff. ]

I don't spend time with you in annoying places unless there's money involved. If you ever just... wanna hang out and drink with me, that door's open, you know.

We're... friends, and all.

[ SHE SAID IT. THE WORD. ]

[leicesters]

[A hand flies to his mouth as he gives an overly theatrical gasp.]

We are? Do you mean that?

[did he set up this whole conversation to coax her to say that... maybe....]

[garyoutensei]

I'm gonna break all of your fingers. Slowly.

[leicesters]

Now, now! The first rule of friendship is that we don't break each others' bones.

[garyoutensei]

Since when do I follow rules? Gimme your hand, jackass!

[leicesters]

Anything for my dear friend!

[He grins and holds out a hand. His expression suggests it's probably not a good idea, but who knows, maybe she'll take the bait.]

[garyoutensei]

[ She snatches his hand, and presses her thumb against the base of one of his fingers, as if intending to make good on her threat and...

... Yeah, he was right, it was mostly just her grousing. But she wasn't going to let him get away freely.






So instead, she bit him. ]

[leicesters]

Ouch! What are you, an animal?!

[He quickly withdraws his hand, shaking it. Upon biting him, however, she'll feel herself suddenly afflicated with a terrible dark magic curse...

Just kidding, it's a harmless (but annoying) sneezing curse.]

[garyoutensei]

I told you I was gonna-

[ Fortunately, the curse held, since she didn't see it coming at all, but...

Unfortunately, Baiken was not someone with a lot of instinct-based manners. So... ]

CHOO!

[ ... she just wound up sneezing on him. ]