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A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival KERPLUNK, SPLASH! Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's chilly waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. It's paralyzingly cold for a few seconds before you're approached by the Lady of the Lake beneath the water's surface. She puts a vial of a vibrant, glowing red Everwarm* potion to your character's lips.
The icy water doesn't feel so icy once consumed and you'll be able to move your limbs enough to swim to shore on your own. She can't stick around to explain, she's got to get this to all the new arrivals! Many of which you'll see plopping in around you. If you can't swim, a handful of helpful ice turtles will scoop you up from beneath and drop you off at the shore. It's a fast process, though they do take their time as they need to go around hitting the ice that keeps forming on the surface with their shells to keep the surface open for the falling arrivals. If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. If anyone with Animal Magic asks the turtles, they will give the full spiel, but very slowly, and they like to get off topic and gossip about other turtles you've never heard of. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly.

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B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot

Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones and a pair of ear buds and tell them to "Check the Shit Box." The "Shit Box" refers to wardrobe more formally known as the Wardrobe of Finding, a hammerspace-like wardrobe that opens to each person's items and pets when the person touches the handle. It was recently enchanted by Merlin to prevent people from having to fish their waterlogged possessions and pets out of the water with them. From there, Archimedes directs everyone to settle in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and gives them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The rest of the universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go.

These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console, with a special feature for warm winter drinks like hot apple toddy and butter beer. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk.

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C ⦿ The Red Spring

The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Newcomers get free inn rooms for their one night stay on the way to Camelot, containing two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and movies. Don't want to relax in the room? Take a dip in the communal hot spring. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out! The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do... if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there.

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Those who listened to the Fae Queen last time have made it clear to her who is going to trust her when they are given the chance willingly and who is going to defy her. Was it a fair system that only measured trust and wasn't swayed by peoples' ability to figure out her riddles? No, certainly not. Fairies don't care, nor have they done much to give the impression that they don't care about the trivialities of human subtleties. But there is a new batch coming in, and before she shares the information she promised, she needs to see where upon her line they lie. I beckon thee to wither's tree, Where widows often cry, A poisoned place of death's embrace North selkie's weary eye. You seek the prick whose corpse makes rot, And rot begot those life forgot, 'Fore the questing beast slips by. The riddle is presented to all in the form of a dream with a magical compelling not to forget the words, nor to ignore them. There do seem to be two main parties forming based on clues within the riddle, resulting in different possible adventures and proof-of-completion items.

A ⦿ The Dragon's Graveyard CW: Undead, facing mortality
	Welcome to the Land of Rot! Home of banshees (crying widows!?), where nothing living can really survive except things like zombies, skeleton warriors, and so on. Get past all that to the northernmost area of the Land of Rot (or, where is the northernmost now after the collapse of the Ash Mountain took out part of it) and you'll find The Dragon's Graveyard. It's not a traditional cemetery, but the land seems to have been landscaped into an open pit mine. It's clearly not active, leaving huge bones and fossils of skeletons sticking out of the walls. There's a lot of dried blood dying the dirt a copper-y color, and it's unclear what happened in this portion of the Land of Rot, but it clearly wasn't pleasant. Draconic Wraiths run freely around the Dragon's Graveyard-- the unsettled beasts created from the mass slaughter of dragons during the age of dragon slaying.
With the world having been rocked by the death of a dragon for the first time in centuries, despite it being within the rules of this world, they are particularly vicious and unwilling to spare any lives. They cannot be touched by physical weapons and can only be fought with magic. However, if they run through your character, they will immediately plunge into a hypothermic state and will need an immediate healer to undo the damage or a siphoner to remove the Wraith's curse and stop the damage from getting worse. Going three days without a healer or siphoner will result in your character dying! What's more, your character will see a vision of their own death in the future upon the moment of contact.   They do seem to be guarding something at the center of the pit: a broken ceremonial sword with dried blood on it. Perhaps this is the "prick" the queen meant? The sword itself seems immensely heavy and impossible to carry on your own, so bring it back as a group effort and decide where it should go. A bit of asking around and someone will be able to identify this as a sword called "Clarent."

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B ⦿ Well, Sssssshit CW: Graverobbing, buried alive adjacent, snakes
The Forest of the Fisher King seems to be another popular interpretation of the riddle. After all, the "prick whose corpse makes rot" could definitely refer to the Fisher King, whose body is rumored to be buried within the forest. I hear that guy's whole story is that his wife stabbed him in the leg with the holy lance because he cheated on her and she didn't want him to be able to die or have kids ever again- definite prick! The low-down on this place is that it's an enchanted forest with plants that release drug-like magic spores that cause euphoria, rapid (15-20 minute) memory loss, a desire to stay and become a part of the forest, and general submissiveness with anything except attempts to get them to leave (which will be met with violent resistance). Why this? Because the forest plants themselves survive by slowly devouring anyone who wanders in by making them want to stay! Oh, and don't forget the Titan Pelicans that can swallow you whole too. Just about anything in the Forest of the Fisher King will try to eat you.
Turns out, if you manage to get past the spores and get your friends free of it to go deep enough in, even the ground itself will try to swallow you up! Quick sand only takes moments to try to pull you under. Better hope you came with a friend to pull you out. The more you resist, the more likely it is to kill you! Though, everything in the forest is dead or thriving off of death anyway, and with a stroke of luck you'll see a snake slither right down in (or maybe you stopped by the Archivist before you wandered in single brain cell first). A deep, painfully-held breath should be able to hold you long enough to sink down to the bottom, which seems to pull you faster down the less you resist it. Faster, and faster, until it spits you out (unfortunately covered in mud) into an underground tomb. The only thing you'll find here is what appears to be an ornate tomb containing the corpse of the Fisher King and pits of poisonous snakes to capture graverobbers... and a strange creature whose head is a serpent, front legs are like a giraffe, spots of a cheetah, hind legs of two different creatures, tail of a lion, spits acid-- well, sssshit. If you're planning on getting this "prick" out of here, you better get past it before it comes at you-- and it comes faster than most people can run. Get to robbing that grave and run!

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For those who are less adventurous, don't worry. There are ways to test their dedication and trust as well. Before the parties leave for their determined destinations, everyone is sent a lock from the fairy queen with a simple note: Slice your sobriquet upon this seal, Secure our sprouting solidarity. Shackle it at the stockade. Sing sayonara to the key.

A ⦿ Trust Trinkets
There's no explanation as to what it will do attached, so it boils down to choosing whether or not to trust the fairy queen. Very, very simple. Well, if you can figure out which stockade it's referring to. As it turns out, in Nicnevin there is a bridge that crosses the shores of its moat that can only be seen by those who have been granted permission by the fairy queen. Etching a name into the lock, be it real or nickname or initials, will automatically transport you to the start of it. It contains myriad locks attached to it, and there are thousands of keys glittering in the water beneath them. The key to the lock is cursed- failure to discard it in the river will result in a curse falling upon your character. Your character broke an agreement with the fairy queen by taking the key with them despite accepting her invitation and instructions by taking the lock to her bridge and now they must pay the price.
Now they will find that they are unable to open or enter any door without getting someone else to give them an invitation through it. This curse will remain until they find a siphoner to remove it... so you definitely may have some immediate struggles in this new world!

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B ⦿ Pretty Pleases
	Don't know a siphoner? Don't you worry, there's a wizard right there in Nicnevin who can help you out! The half-fairy, half-vampire wizard, Speculoo-- master of the dark, dark, evil artes! An escapee from the fae prison, he'll be approaching anyone who seems to have been cursed by the fairy queen to offer them the deal of a lifetime. Speculoo offers them a potion black as tar and tells them to drink up. Drink the potion and Speculoo will explode into a poof of dust and let out a maniacal cackle-- a pixie! Seriously, you thought you could bamboozle the fairy queen just like that? The pixie's potion will cause you to be unable to resist commands from any person as long as they say "please." Time to teach you some manners!
Either live with this curse, or offer your name to the fairy queen to have her remove it. Don't trust her and try to skate past her punishment right under her nose and you'll find yourself with little choice but to.

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Comments

[schrodingers_joker]

Maybe.

[Depends on if it was winter when Akira showed up. At least Ren had that potion given to him so he didn't freeze to death and/or drowned.]

Huh, that does sound pretty neat.

[Sadly Ren would have to wait before he could gain that power.]

That isn't the power he has.

And let me guess, you're not just going to outright say it to me, right?

Correct!

[Ren rubs his temple in frustration.] Of course.

[policedefective]

Too bad.

[You're gonna miss out on cool animal powers, Ren - Goro Akechi, probably. That being said, now his own curiosity is piqued.]

A game then, to figure it out.

[Maybe the more different they are, the more they stay the same.]

Try throwing a bubble at me.

[Yeah, it was kinda pathetic at first when it started. At least in Goro's mind it was.]

[schrodingers_joker]

Throw a bubble? How am I supposed to do that.

Or you could try to set him on fire instead.

Yeah no, let's not do that--

[He had subconsciously move a hand and suddenly a bowl full of fruit has been set on fire.]

Shit!

[He quickly looks around to find something to put out the fire. He doesn't trust this new power not to make it worse.

Is there something he can use?]

[policedefective]

[Oh. Oh at first he is almost angry at the familiar's suggestion of setting him on fire but...

...oh this is so great. Enough to get Goro Akechi laughing, even as the bowl continues to flare up. Well, they did find one of his powers at least, and his prediction was correct, and Ren is in trouble.]

I don't have that power, sorry.

[Well, there are some curtains nearby he can grab and toss to Ren. That's as much effort as he's willing to do, sorry, not sorry. Maybe he'll get involved if the entire place threatens to go up on fire.]

[schrodingers_joker]

[Ren tries not to show annoyance at the laugh. Yeah yeah, laugh it up detective.

That's fine. Ren uses the curtains to stop the fire. He's pretty sure he's gonna have a debt to pay for those curtains and likely that bowl.

Just his luck.]

Well at least it wasn't at a person.

But still funny.

Whatever. I guess I have fire powers now.

Not just fire. All the elements.

[Wow a straight answer finally. Too bad it was right after he accidentally set a bowl on fire and wrecked some curtains.]

[policedefective]

Maybe you'll be able to put it out yourself next time.

[Look Ren, someone is having fun here.]

You might need to do a few tasks to pay that back, but you'll find some places accommodating. Not all, of course, but they don't really care about our pasts.

Congratulations on your new power. It can get pretty powerful in the right hands.

[Wow, that almost sounded like a compliment.]

[schrodingers_joker]

That's fine. I would need to find a job to pay for myself after all.

[Oh he knows but pretends not to notice.]

Thanks. It shouldn't be too hard to master. [Accidental arson not withstanding.]

Famous last words.

[policedefective]

You are pretty apt at adopting to a situation, I suppose.

[Wow a two for one in terms of compliments? Maybe he's just feeling generous cause he's happy at the shit that happened before.]

Ahh yes of course. I may have to agree with your familiar. Keep in mind I've been hear for nearly a year.

[schrodingers_joker]

Of course. It's how I survived my year in Tokyo.

[He had no choice in the matter.]

Almost a year? Wow.

[policedefective]

[One more year of borrowed time.]

Sometimes I think it's a miracle that you managed to do what you did.

[Ahh good, best not to think he'd gotten soft or something.]

It has been only a few months that I've been alone as well. To think I was enjoying the peace and quiet.

[Lies, again.]

[schrodingers_joker]

I agree. I'm pretty lucky all things considered.

[Another shrug. He can tell Akechi is lying but not gonna call him out on it. No point in doing so.]

Things never stay quiet forever. Something always happens at some point. Just a fact of life.

[policedefective]

[He rolls his eyes. At which statement is anyone's guess.]

Of course. At least for you anyway. We both know that I can't exactly go back.

[Wow, low blow to remind him you were probably dead, Akechi.]

Perhaps we should leave before anyone notices the fire.

[Casually gonna not do the honourable thing.]

[schrodingers_joker]

[That does damper Ren's mood slightly, but he keeps a poker face up.]

...I know.

[Ren nods and proceeds to follow Akechi out, with Ren's familiar following as well. At least the fire was put out and there's no risk of it spreading and causing more damage.]

[policedefective]

[Well with that and all, he'll take him to the changing area because clearly after all that talk it's time to use the hot springs (and not be a pissing contest of how much better he is with his skills in this place!!)]

I figured it might be elemental magic. He had it too. Somehow out of all the possible ones of this world, it seems most befitting of a wildcard.

[Yet he didn't have it.]

Animals a close second, of course. I suppose we can figure out your other abilities in time, it's not like you'll be able to use them right away anyway.

[schrodingers_joker]

[At least it won't be the first time they bathed together. It'll almost be nostalgic.]

It makes a lot of sense.

[Most likely it's because Akechi never formed bonds like most wildcards, so he doesn't have that potential.]

We'll have to see on that. I would rather master elemental magic first anyway.

[Ren may or may get something other than animal for secondary, but it's hard to say for now. But right now, it's hot springs time.]

it's time to celebrate 2/2 with going to the spa

[policedefective]

[A lot less of Akechi drama too. Probably.]

Glad you agree.

[Joker was pretty smart. Mostly.]

True. No matter what you might think, it really is very different than using Personas.

[It's almost casual how he says that word aloud now. Not that it matters, after all. Just like how he'll get ready for the hot springs and continue the conversation like it was no big deal.]

What showed up with you?

Yay

[schrodingers_joker]

[Maybe. Ren doesn't mind since there's nothing to hide at this point.]

My phone, my old knife, one of my fake handguns, a small bag of coffee beans, and...

[He pauses since he's fairly sure he know how Akechi will react, but he should say it anyway.]

Your grove.

I'm gonna assume it's glove but Akechi having lost his grove is hilarious

[policedefective]

[This would be a lot more serious if they weren't already halfway undressed and putting on bath towel. There is silence on his side because this does imply that this Joker's Akechi also gave him a glove.]

He had it as well. What's with both of you wanting to hold on to me that badly?

[It IS nice but you know, this is also Akechi.]

Yes that was a typo, whoops. Also hello sudden nap.

[schrodingers_joker]

[Just as he thought. Ren slips off the glasses before answering, doing his best to keep up the poker face.]

Why hold onto the glove? Because we have that rematch to that duel eventually.

[That and he really does care for Akechi a lot despite their history. He still regrets to this day for not shooting that cognition instead of just standing there.]

As for why hold onto you so much, because we're rivals.

[He wants to say friends, but he's not sure if he can say that. Plus he's not sure Akechi would react well to that.]

All good I had a Physio appointment

[policedefective]

I can't believe the both of you would be this stupidly sentimental.

[Still not gonna accept it; Akechi in a nutshell. There's also something else too; the pure frustration of knowing that his face is nearly the same in another world. To be toyed with by his father, by a god of control, by Maruki's twisted desires. Besides, he tried to kill them, you'd think that would deter most idiots. Whatever.]

I suppose I'll have to wait for you to return to form. I've had my share of duels with Akira Kurusu, but it would be worthless to me if we do one now with what pitiful powers you're currently wielding.

[It still feels weird, starring at a twin who has the same history. What kind of shitty butterfly effect causes his rival's name to change, and not much else?]

[schrodingers_joker]

Some things don't change clearly.

[Ah well. And well, it's true that the murder attempt does damper things slightly but not enough to not care about him. Akechi would have to be basically his father to make Ren hate him.]

Well yeah it wouldn't be a fair fight and no fun.

[Dunno about Akira, but Ren is bi and might possibly be gender fluid. So there might be a difference there.

Either way, he'll follow Akechi towards the hot spring to dip in since they are ready.]

bbl later as baby woke up

[policedefective]

It would be nice if a few things did.

[Good thing he's not going bald soon.]

I would find it briefly amusing, but you'll need to work out if you want to even come close to what I can do now.

[Gonna sass talk even as they go and relax a bit. At least Akechi's familiar is nice enough to leave. Who knows about Ren's.]

[schrodingers_joker]

[That would be terrible if he got early balding.]

I plan on it.

[Ren's familiar eventually did go away since he got bored. But since Ren doesn't know his name, it'll make calling for him a lot harder later.]

[policedefective]

[His personal nightmare.]

Try to keep up.

[Somehow Akechi isn't too worried about Ren getting the hang of things. Probably because Akira had a good grasp on it as well.]

Do you have any questions? About this world, that is.

[schrodingers_joker]

[That and maxed stats would help with that.]

Plenty, but I'm not sure where to start.

[Where is "here"? Why did they end up here? What are familiars? Why do they gain these magic powers? Etc. Etc.

It's honestly still confusing. Like it was the Kamoshida incident all over again. At least this time they don't have to deal with a perverted teacher abusing students. Though either way, he'll adapt like he has done in the past, and get much stronger.

Too bad he has a useless familiar that seems more wanting to mess with him than help. Aren't familiars supposed to be usefuL? Oh well.]