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TEST DRIVE MEME ⚔️️ 17

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IMPORTANT NOTE 1: For the month of March, magic is acting unstable! Magic fuck-ups are at least twice as likely to happen, so new characters may find it harder to do basic magic. 

IMPORTANT NOTE 2:The sky is not normal anymore! The calamity is visible in the sky as of February's event.

prompt briefs

arrival banner

A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival
KERPLUNK, SPLASH!


Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's chilly waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay
, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. The water is cold, but not enough that you can't handle it on your own.

The Lady of the 
Lake is nearby, but seems to be focusing on coordinating a band of mossatees to help rescue any wayward new arrivals. Mossatees are a special Avalonian manatee that is green in color and has what appears to be a patches of grass or other short plant life growing on its back. While some are fully green, others sport small flower blossoms that haven't yet grown in or various types of mushrooms. Green mages will be able to note that the plants growing on its back seem to give off "surfer dude" personalities.

mossatees

If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. Those with animal magic may get their info from the mossatees, though may notice that they're really overly friendly and have zero concept of personal boundaries. Everyone may notice they have no concept of personal space, as they will happily run right into someone's belly for a snoot squishing. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly.



B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot




person riding horseback and looking at phone

Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones and a pair of ear buds and tell them to "Check the Shit Box." The "Shit Box" refers to wardrobe more formally known as the Wardrobe of Finding, a hammerspace-like wardrobe that opens to each person's items and pets when the person touches the handle. From there, Archimedes directs everyone to settle in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and gives them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The rest of the universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go.

These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console, with a special feature for warm winter drinks like hot apple toddy and butter beer. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk.


C ⦿ The Red Spring

The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Newcomers get free inn rooms for their one night stay on the way to Camelot, containing two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and movies.

Don't want to relax in the room? Take a dip in the communal hot spring. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out!

The springs are also home to a large
training grounds just outside town limits, but... Hm....

hot springs covered in steam



Clean Crimes

When everyone arrives it seems like during the siege on Camelot the training grounds were absolutely trashed! 

A ⦿ gArBo HuNgErS

a garbage with a face

With everyone focusing on recovering Camelot main and the bulk of the resort facilities at the Red Springs, the training grounds at the Red Springs have gone a little neglected.. at least enough to be taken over by a band of local decay sprites.

Now, these fairies aren't what they sound- they're not dead, they're little garbage sprites. Perfectly harmless, they often go around picking up trash from n
atural habitats. They look like garbage bags and bins with googly eyes. 

However, the Red Springs's magical attributes combined with magic going a little haywire have caused them to go a little off. Right now, their googly eyes are flashing angry colors that should come with a seizure warning straight out of an old Disney cartoon. They're not just picking up trash, they're eating everything!
 

What's more, they grow in size each time they eat something new, so some of them are already big enough to swallow an orc! Don't worry, the trash goes into a hammerspace to decay over a long period of time, so if you get swallowed, there's still a chance for someone to get you out... which they can do by fighting the decay sprite. Decay sprites can suck things up similarly to Kirby, though they do not gain your powers, so finding a way to keep your feet on the ground with magic should be your first step. Beware though, defeated sprites will spin in a circle and fall over, and everything they've eaten will spill out onto the ground... so you're going to have to clean it up yourself.


B ⦿ Slightly Shabby

The state of Camelot isn't exactly great when everyone arrives. It's been ravaged by siege. Things are broken, scattered, and though many of the buildings are still standing, most people are focused on things like taking care of kids, rebuilding, or rerouting the new arrivals since the inn is not available right now. The castle rooms are already pretty full of people whose homes got trampled during the siege, so new arrivals are going to have to find their own place to live.

Thankfully, some tag-alongs who came down from Nicnevin with the Elphame traders have got the solution!
 It's the Wink-Wonk Dream-Donk: a ball you can press the button on and it will suck you inside for a state of stasis! Good dreams guaranteed!

Side effects that the mystery helper doesn't mention are that you can't get out on your own, someone else has to press the button, and you'll have warm, vaguely submissive, fuzzy, 

it's a pokeball but bootleg

kinda clingy feelings toward anyone who lets you out. Though acting on it can be fought with strong enough willpower, it's certainly going to get you and a stranger much closer than you planned a lot faster. It looks like you may have gotten caught up in some kind of dark web experimental product... oops.



Lapin It Up (Lapin is French for Rabbit, but sounds like lapping in English)

 

The start of the month begins with the usual March rituals like the Lesser Banishing of Frost Fairies before flowers start to bloom throughout Avalon. Once things start to get cleaned up, some Camelot citizens think of ways to get Camelot back to its normal glory.

 

A ⦿ Running of the Moon Rabbits

Doing the Lesser Banishing of Frost Fairies often attracts Moon Rabbit kits. These friendly small rabbits do eat a lot though, and it's important right now that the youngin's are nourished without depleting Camelot's food stores. 

Thankfully, the Moon Rabbit Kits love to
play tag. So throughout Camelot, people have started playing a massive game of tag. The rabbits will chase you around, so the goal is to chase people and head out toward the Broceliande to get the Moon Rabbit kits out to nature where they're intended to be.

Per Camelot rules, if you're touched by someone's magic it is considered as being tagged-- so hands or spells will count as a tag.. just be careful, magic is a little unbalanced right now! Be careful not to step on any of the little rabbits while you run!

cat touching a blonde man's hair. text says "Tag! You're it!"

 


B ⦿ Eggxacting

moon flowers under the moon, high res

With the streets clearer and Camelot finally starting to look more like its former self (albeit a little sparser) a culinary wizard has taken to trying his hand at a kind of magic that should help to quickly decorate the city and encourage floral growth. Using a wild combination of animal magic and green magic, the wizard created a special brand of eggs he's calling Oeufs de fleurs. He's selling them for a low price (hey, he does need to bring in some income to afford his expenses) for everyone and new arrivals get half a dozen OdF eggs for free! Just make sure that you follow the directions and there won't be a problem!

The directions included with each pack of eggs states:

1. Blue eggs should only be thrown at night.
2. White eggs should only be thrown at day.
3. Do not eat them.

More information is available on the chef's Instagram page, of course, but that's all that's included. The further information lets you know that blue eggs are

 photosensitive and will turn into bear firs if thrown during the day, but if used correctly will blossom into moonflowers at night. The white eggs react to the moon and will grow into 60 foot tall trees if you throw them at night... but if you're throwing them during the day, they will become beautiful morning glories that only blossom during the light.

Lastly, foolishly eating a flower egg is known to result in latent hanahaki disease. If you don't love someone now, this may appear at any point in the future when it does happen. It can only be cured by a skilled green mage.

These eggs do expire, so make sure you use them by the end of the month!


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•If nothing here tickles your fancy, try one of this month's Quests for your TDM prompt.
• The first "Arrival" prompts are usually present on every TDM, but contain seasonal tweaks for flavor. All other prompts will change monthly.
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bardicdisaster: (25)

jaskier | the witcher (netflix) | most likely healing, undecided on secondary

[personal profile] bardicdisaster 2022-03-01 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
(caravan)
[Charming as the sea creatures were, arriving in a lake and hiking up the stairs of the White Cliffs had Jaskier a little on edge. The lake bit was annoying, but the stairs? It was not the first time he made a perilous climb and after that first experience, he'd hoped it would be his last. He managed without falling, but Jaskier was also one who most certainly held up the line, mumbling to himself both encouragement and gripes the whole way up. Especially with the sky looking the way it does. There is something about climbing up closer to that sky that somehow does not feel particularly warm or inviting.]

[But all that hardship can be fairly easily forgotten. (Or at least mostly forgotten.) Jaskier wasn't sure what he would find in the endearingly named "Shit Box," but never did he anticipate he would find his beloved lute! He doesn't know how it's in there given that the last he saw of it was when it went smashed on the ground as he was taken off the street.]


[Rather than mingling with the horses, Jaskier immediately finds a place to reacquaint himself with the instrument. He has to take a deep breath before he starts with his heart beating as quickly as it is in both excitement and anxiety. Ah, but a few experimental chords in and it feels right. The lute is in tune, his fingers are cooperating, and all is well. Before long, Jaskier is already idly playing a melody with a grin, looking up at the first person who passes him by.]

Any requests?

(network | un: sandpiper)
So.

The sky.

Do we talk about that? Do we pretend it doesn't exist? I mean, I can certainly make an effort if it is the latter, but if there could be a grace period in which I am allowed to acknowledge it so I might ask:

What the fuck?


(slightly shabby)
[Jaskier stands with his hands on his hips as he surveys the city. It hasn't taken long to determine that things are absolutely in shambles. But it also does not seem to be quite as bad as it could be either. Overall, the city is still standing and there are efforts to rebuild happening rather than just letting the city continue to fall apart or abandoning it altogether.]

[He's not exactly one for manual labor, so Jaskier instead busies himself with the children instead rather than worrying too much about where his head will rest come nightfall. As it turns out, they are a wonderful audience. They gasp and laugh at all the right points, and every time Jaskier seems as though he's going to be done telling the tale and leave it on a cliffhanger, they beg for more. And best of all, they question nothing about the lutanist in his tales. Really, the only drawback is that the little ones can't toss any coins his way for his theatrical storytelling.]


...But I am afraid, ladies and gentlemen, that is where our tale must come to an end. [There is a noise of disappointment, but fewer requests for more. Jaskier has already made to move from his makeshift seat on a pile of building materials that haven't been touched yet, and taken his bow. One of the children in front asks if he will come back and tell the stories again tomorrow. Jaskier teases,] Perhaps. But perhaps I might have a few new stories by then as well.

[There's a buzz of excitement between the children as they begin to disperse off to their little playgroups or to their parents, but Jaskier takes notice of another audience member. One who might be able to make at least a little deposit into his funds. In any case, he is about to make himself busy with them rather than continuing to excite the children.]

I don't think I've ever made less after a performance... [He pauses a moment.] No, that's not strictly true. There was that time I was mugged almost immediately after I had made quite the tidy profit, and I lost not just that night's, but the night before's.

((ooc: feel free to hmu via pm or plurk ([plurk.com profile] rebreather if you need/want to run something by me, including something not listed here that you'd be interested in doing!))
sulit: ([15])

network (text; un: selcouth)

[personal profile] sulit 2022-03-01 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You get exactly one acknowledgement of it, and then I think you're supposed to pretend that it's not there. Not in the sense that we're all ignoring it because it's terrifying! There's just a lot of people who would rather do silly things with their time than practice magic and fix problems.
unknowntodeath: (Shrugs)

network (text; un: bladeworks)

[personal profile] unknowntodeath 2022-03-01 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Some people did something stupid and the Calamity we're here to fix crept closer. Ran a tourist spot out of business, too.
bakudan_bambino: (ohyeah?)

Slightly Shabby

[personal profile] bakudan_bambino 2022-03-01 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gokudera left his room once, and hasn’t been back for some time. If the Tenth texts him, he’ll tell him he’s fine. Just… getting some fresh air.

For a few days.

He’s going through his own shit that happened right around New Camelot being put through something different. He’s listening, because… he’s performed for tips before. Piano isn’t something he can just set up in the middle of the city, though. It’s more… at bars here and there, sometimes in Ochako’s castle. He should ask if she has room to spare to new arrivals.

Plus, this isn’t just some new by, this person is a musician.

Color Gokudera interested.

The silver-haired teen shakes his head, tuts as he offers coins (it’s a bit much compared to what a local may hand out].]


You’ll find better the longer you’re here. How long have you been out here?
bakudan_bambino: (come here uri)

[personal profile] bakudan_bambino 2022-03-01 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What happens if a familiar or a pet eats those eggs?
bakudan_bambino: (omgyes)

[personal profile] bakudan_bambino 2022-03-01 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Can my character put his pet leopard in a Wink-Wonk ball? Can we have a Team Rocket Wonket that captures a bunch of people/their pets and/or familiars? Just a suggestion. I’m inspired. Sorry.

/gonna yeet Lambo from that wink wonk ball no matter what
morganknight: (amused)

Re: Questions

[personal profile] morganknight 2022-03-01 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Are the garbage sprites persuadable (i.e. Bargainable) for civilized areas?
queenofkur: (fac 012)

Ereshkigal || Fate/Grand Order || Light/Death Magics || Gallû Spirit

[personal profile] queenofkur 2022-03-01 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I/ Caravan & Arrival
[ There are so many people and they're all so... so... alive! She couldn't remember having ever been surrounded by so many living people. Even during the battle against Tiamat, there hadn't been that many people. It was overwhelming, so much so that she didn't even have the time to appreciate being on the surface world once again.

How was one supposed to behave in the midst of a crowd? Would anyone buy into the evil and terrifying goddess act? That was if she could pull it off on such a short notice. Maybe she should be more genuine, it had worked with the Chaldeans, right? But what if it didn't work this time? What if people started staring at her weirdly? No no, she needed to stop worrying. If she was too anxious she'd get all sweaty and there was nothing worse.

Okay. First off, avoid looking at people unless they engage in conversation with you. Then, keep a strict face that gives the aura of a powerful and intimidating goddess that is super confident and won't hesitate to smite anyone. Nobody has to know she no longer has any powers, right? Of course, try to be relaxed and act natural so as to not draw attention. And above all, no sweating.

Needless to say, trying to pull off all of those at once? Meant she did none of it right. And that was the best way to look like the most socially inept mess ever. If anything, she gave more reasons for people to stare at her weirdly. And the more people stared at her weirdly? The worse her act got.

Help her? ]



II/ Slightly Shabby
[ Who was naive enough to believe someone had recognized her splendor and offered a miniature housing as a gesture of respect? This goddess! Except the Wink-Wonk Dream-Donk she'd been offered was malfunctioning... Rather than put her in stasis, she was wide awake while trapped inside of the ball. If she caught the vile mortal who had dared play such a prank on her, he would get a taste of divine retribution!

... Easier said than done when you're essentially a hamster trapped in a hamster ball. Thus you may pass by a weird black ball rolling on the ground erratically, with weak flashes of light emanating from it as she tried using her newfound powers. ]


Heeeelp! [There's a faint voice coming from the weird device. She'd been calling desperately for a while now. God only know for how long she's been in there.] Can anyone hear me?

[ You can't just ignore a plea for help coming from a weird dark ball, can you? ]


III/ Eggxacting
a) [ After her misadventure with the ball, Ereshkigal was wary upon receiving a batch of six blue Oeufs de fleur. As such, she'd chosen a spot where people passed by often to see how they worked at night. She didn't want to deal with people so much, but in case of another problem she didn't want to wait hours to be rescued.

Lo and behold! The eggs gave birth to beautiful flowers: in spite of having been thrown on the road! ]


Aah... They bloom without any sunlight and regardless of the soil! [To say she looked happy and excited was an understatement.] If I could bring them back, I'd be able to fill the underworld with them...

[ She practically sparkled as she considered what could be done with this invention! ]


b) [ On the day after, Ereshkigal returned to the chef with two large empty bags, intent on buying his entire stock of blue eggs. But as she told him just that, the harsh reality came in: ]

M-Money? [That thing humans used...? Who did the man think she was, Ishtar?] But I thought they were for free?

[ The man explained only the first batch was for free. She looked sad, but then shook her head as he apologized. ]

No-No, I understand...

[ She turned away. She'd have to work, but what was she good at? She'd only ever handled the underworld... There were no comparatively similar jobs here, were there? She looked absolutely dejected and depressed at this turn of event. ]
resistetmords: (Yser)

III-B

[personal profile] resistetmords 2022-03-01 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'll by some of them for her. Oh, and a batch of white eggs for myself.

[Belgium couldn't help it. Not with the girl's rather dejected look. It darn near broke her heart! It was fine anyway, given how much she was making by now the cost overall was negligible. Besides, she was rather interested in figuring out how they worked herself.

Perhaps she could do something similar in the future with a cake?]
greedyvixen: (221)

III B omg helloooooooooo <3

[personal profile] greedyvixen 2022-03-01 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rin has met Ishtar. Once. That meeting was short, she didn't like her but it gave her some idea of how she even exists and what she is... And then someone told her about Ishtar having a sister during her first year here. And she's used to people thinking, that she's Ishtar and she saw at least one Sakura look-alike in Lunatia.

So while Rin's a little surprised at first as soon as she sees a blonde version of herself in Avalon? It's honestly not that surprising to Rin after all of that. But something in her face seems to seriously catch Rin's attention because she frowns and she really doesn't look impressed at all.]


Hey.

[Hello! Either Ishtar's started wearing red and black or this young woman in front of Eresh isn't even Ishtar??]

If you're going to walk around here looking like me, then stop that right now.

[Stop what exactly? Excellent question, it could be anything.]
tuhui: (ahhh peace and quiet)

hilda × pokemon × elemental / animal | tepig

[personal profile] tuhui 2022-03-01 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
— i'm just here for the pokeball prompt.
( so, lots of things can happen here, Hilda quickly finds. the tepig at her side isn't her tepig, but he's just as cute and sweet, so she easily becomes friends with him.

the magic? that's both cool as heck and really weird. she kind of gets what it's like to be a pokemon now. maybe when this is all done she'll be an even better trainer than she already is!

but right now the weird thing catching her eye is that gleaming, midnight coloured ball. it almost looks like...
)

A pokeball?

( not one she's ever seen before. is it empty?

let's find out! shake shake. button... pressed!
)
sunappealing: (2)

Magnai Oronir FFXIV| Healing + elemental?

[personal profile] sunappealing 2022-03-01 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Slightly Shabby]

[Unlike most new arrivals, Magnai was completely fine not being granted room and board. In fact, he was hardly expecting such, so upon arriving he simply began gathering wood and cloth and went about setting up a small yurt. Simple, and not made exactly as he would like, but it would be easy enough to pick up and go when he decided to move on.

A brief hunt later had him roasting a deer carcass over a fire as he tended to the pelt. Night was approaching, and perhaps the temptation of sharing camp with the intimidating stranger seemed more welcoming that the odd balls being handed out. Besides, he couldn't possibly eat that entire deer himself, right?
]

[Training]

[Magnai had listened somewhat to the apparent advent of powers he would have, but it concerned him little. He had his axe and did not feel compelled to take up the inelegant art of throwing fire and ice around like the leader of that Other Tribe which he will not so much as grant a passing thought.

He would, however, have his curiosity sated as to what skills warriors of other realms would have. Surely there must be at least some that would be worthy of respect. So he went to the training fields in search of a worthy opponent, and once there stood and called out to all present.
]

Who among you can claim to be a warrior of some skill? Come, let us cross blades so that I may take measure of you and the realms from which you came!

[Quest]

[While he would consider himself above mercenary work, the relative peace left him quite bored, and cleaning and rebuilding were tasks that were beneath him. So he stood beside his tagalong surveying the undead infestation, his nose rankled in disgust from the smell alone.]

Weak, but plentiful. Offensive to the senses as they are, perhaps there shall be some sport in this.
gordianknot: (003)

well i joked it'd happen so now i must make it so

[personal profile] gordianknot 2022-03-01 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[When she presses the Pokéball, what should pop out but a very tall, very broad Fighting type Pokémon?

...Except it's actually a guy. Who yawns expansively before he surveys whoever freed him.]


Hm? Are you my Master? [...He just woke up from a nice nap, it seems like a sensible conclusion right now.]
tuhui: (no ice cream?!)

[personal profile] tuhui 2022-03-01 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
( that's a big pokemon... and not one she recognises.

wait.

single brain cell rebooting as she realises that's a man, not a pokemon.
)

Whoa—! ( uh. master? he definitely isn't a pokemon but ALSO he did just come out of a pokeball. what's the procedure here...? ) Uh, did someone catch you...?

( there's a code to this, right? )
queenofkur: (kac 001)

[personal profile] queenofkur 2022-03-01 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ereshkigal immediately looked up as she heard the woman speak. What? She was going to buy some for her...? But why? There was no reason for it, it wasn't Christmas any more. Maybe this was an offering? But she'd been naive enough to assume that twice already, she wouldn't be caught assuming it a third time. ]

H-Huh? [Blink blink.] Why are you buying those for me...?

[ Someone isn't really accustomed to gift and kindness here. ]
queenofkur: (bac 020)

1/3 (hellooo, and sorry, very very sorry)

[personal profile] queenofkur 2022-03-01 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ereshkigal looked up only to see the woman who had just called her out— What in the underworld? Ishtar was in this world too?! No, that couldn't be Ishtar. The complaining and immediate attempt at antagonizing her could have fooled her— But there was a detail that gave it away. That girl was was wearing too much clothes! That frivolous goddess would never be caught wearing more clothes than is necessary to maintain a PG-13 rating.

So, who was she...? The obvious answer was this had to be the girl they had used to summon Ishtar, but how could she exist at the same time than her? Or perhaps she was a pseudo-Servant using that girl's body, too? But that would be too coincidental...

No matter who it was, she couldn't let just anyone speak to her like that. That was exactly for occasions such as this that she had learnt and rehearsed lines before her mirror. ]
queenofkur: (aad 010)

2/3

[personal profile] queenofkur 2022-03-01 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Know you who you are addressing, human? [A dramatic pause.] I am the keeper of death, the one who tramples the sacred mountain, queen of the realm where the dead rest... I am Ereshkigal, Goddess of the Underworld.

[ Wow, that came out really good! So much so, she felt emboldened to keep going and improvise on the spot. ]

You are the mortal they summoned to give Ishtar a vessel, are you not? [A beat.] I-If you are going to be a goddess's vessel, the least you could do is exercise more! Those muscles are all flabby!
queenofkur: (aac 010)

3/3

[personal profile] queenofkur 2022-03-01 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That was good, right? Okay, maybe the bit about the muscles hadn't been necessary... Especially since that was not really a problem, she wouldn't want to be all muscly like a Greek god or something. Goodness, in fact if anything she should be thanking the girl for having helped her become a better person...

But she couldn't allow anyone to speak to her like that...! As a goddess, it was unacceptable even if she'd much rather ask her what she meant by "stop that right now" than argue. ]
gordianknot: (036)

[personal profile] gordianknot 2022-03-01 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Catch me? Hm... [He casts his mind back to before the nap. Someone had given him the ball and insisted it would solve his lack of accommodation for the time being, but when he'd tested it, he wasn't able to get back out.]

In a manner of speaking, I suppose they did. You have my gratitude for freeing me, young lady.
resistetmords: (We were told to hold the border)

[personal profile] resistetmords 2022-03-02 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hm? Because you looked like you really wanted some?

[She goes ahead and fishes out her coin pouch, counting out how much she owed. For such a cute trick they certainly weren't all that pricey. Perhaps it was an easy thing to do?

Hm....]


Unless you changed your mind and don't want any, of course.

[She gives the girl a bemused smile. Eresh certainly sounds like someone unaccustomed to getting goodwill from others.]
greedyvixen: (397)

never be sorry!!

[personal profile] greedyvixen 2022-03-02 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[... Oh great, this is starting about as well as the last time, when she met one of them. Rin just listens and she looks even less and less impressed if that's even possible. Also she's letting that comment about her muscles fly by, it's not even true???]

I know who you are. [Well, she knew her name at least, not much else...] But I really couldn't care less about which goddess you think you are, you don't even have any of your powers here if you even have any powers anywhere. And even if you still had them here, my answer would still be the same, that I don't care.

[What's that? She wants Tohsaka Rin to treat her like a goddess, that she is?? Rin looks way too proud and arrogant with her head held high and all emotions in total control (so far) to be doing anything like that to anyone.]

Yes, I'm that girl and Ishtar and you - or however more there happen to be around looking like me - wouldn't even exist without me. [So that puts Rin above them??? According to Rin Tohsaka's logic, yes, she's even looking at this blonde goddess like she sure thinks so!] And really, they could have chosen anyone to be your vessel, so do you really think they'd have chosen me if that would be true?

[No, honey, they chose a perfect vessel for a goddess, so there's absolutely nothing wrong with Rin's body. But she'll let her keep on talking about how she's a goddess, not that she really NEEDS that divine ego boost again.]

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