[One minute someone's making tea, or in the shower, and next thing you know, there's a full plate mail clad samurai from 1582 pulled out of the teacup or shower head.]
Many pardons. I am just as confused as you are. [Probably. He definitely doesn't sound like it!] If you'll just point the way to the door, I'll see myself out. [He bows, and he's in such a state, he might even bow into you. Oops? Maybe he IS a bit frazzled after all!]
[Underwater he is a naga. Of course he is. NobuNAGA, get it??? Yes.]
Downtown shopping:
[Nobunaga is of course, used to craftsmen and the bustle of trade that reportedly was so chaotic and busy it made Babylon seem calm and reasonable in comparison. But that's how Nobunaga wants it. People having the luxury to focus their time and passion not on survival, but on production, on arts, craftsmanship, trading is basically the epitome of motivation for his dream.]
[This is, unfortunately for him, mistaken as a desire to buy, and it takes almost no time for him to be overwhelmed by aggressive salespersons. Another thing Nobunaga has never had to deal with because... well, first and foremost, he was a psychotic Demon King that most people with common sense avoided, secondly because he'd ever needed to go buy things for his own pleasures. Having generals, vassals, an entire army, and a large assortment of people doing things FOR him meant that such a "normal" thing was largely out of his hands as even a considered possibility normally.]
[Anyone who knows of his ruthless violent psychotic reputation might want to help just to make sure he doesn't do anything like that.]
[Or point and laugh, whichever.]
BUBBLES!
[They look like candy... so you KNOW the sugar fiend is going to try every single flavor.]
[Which is why he's glowing blue, exhaling rainbow, DRUNK, hiccuping, and rhyming. Damn, that's a lot.]
This is nothing to regret! My fun hasn't even started yet!
[Oh dear. Another hiccup. ((ooc: can avoid colored font, just let me know, it'll be there in SPIRIT))]
Quest: Holy Mayo War
[He kind of remembers something about mayo. Yes. This is...]
This is not mayo. [Hiccup.] What is this travesty?
Uptown Singer
[Just what everyone needs: an overemotional Nobunaga. This can only end well. He was stoic through the whole performance, and even after, just politely applauding, but now he seems a bit misty and somehow even more melodramatic, and that's already not a particularly unusual state for him.]
I just... you don't understand... Konpeito... it can save the world... [Wibble.]
Quest: Monkey Business
[Nobunaga is trying to talk others into helping him.] You can have all the credit. I just want a pet monkey to name it Hide and see if he gets along with his namesake. [Nobunaga no...]
Oda Nobunaga (RETURN of the Demon King) | Ikemen Sengoku | OTA
[One minute someone's making tea, or in the shower, and next thing you know, there's a full plate mail clad samurai from 1582 pulled out of the teacup or shower head.]
Many pardons. I am just as confused as you are. [Probably. He definitely doesn't sound like it!] If you'll just point the way to the door, I'll see myself out. [He bows, and he's in such a state, he might even bow into you. Oops? Maybe he IS a bit frazzled after all!]
[Underwater he is a naga. Of course he is. NobuNAGA, get it??? Yes.]
Downtown shopping:
[Nobunaga is of course, used to craftsmen and the bustle of trade that reportedly was so chaotic and busy it made Babylon seem calm and reasonable in comparison. But that's how Nobunaga wants it. People having the luxury to focus their time and passion not on survival, but on production, on arts, craftsmanship, trading is basically the epitome of motivation for his dream.]
[This is, unfortunately for him, mistaken as a desire to buy, and it takes almost no time for him to be overwhelmed by aggressive salespersons. Another thing Nobunaga has never had to deal with because... well, first and foremost, he was a psychotic Demon King that most people with common sense avoided, secondly because he'd ever needed to go buy things for his own pleasures. Having generals, vassals, an entire army, and a large assortment of people doing things FOR him meant that such a "normal" thing was largely out of his hands as even a considered possibility normally.]
[Anyone who knows of his ruthless violent psychotic reputation might want to help just to make sure he doesn't do anything like that.]
[Or point and laugh, whichever.]
BUBBLES!
[They look like candy... so you KNOW the sugar fiend is going to try every single flavor.]
[Which is why he's glowing blue, exhaling rainbow, DRUNK, hiccuping, and rhyming. Damn, that's a lot.]
This is nothing to regret!
My fun hasn't even started yet!
[Oh dear. Another hiccup. ((ooc: can avoid colored font, just let me know, it'll be there in SPIRIT))]
Quest: Holy Mayo War
[He kind of remembers something about mayo. Yes. This is...]
This is not mayo. [Hiccup.] What is this travesty?
Uptown Singer
[Just what everyone needs: an overemotional Nobunaga. This can only end well. He was stoic through the whole performance, and even after, just politely applauding, but now he seems a bit misty and somehow even more melodramatic, and that's already not a particularly unusual state for him.]
I just... you don't understand... Konpeito... it can save the world... [Wibble.]
Quest: Monkey Business
[Nobunaga is trying to talk others into helping him.] You can have all the credit. I just want a pet monkey to name it Hide and see if he gets along with his namesake. [Nobunaga no...]