avalaughs | test drive meme ⚔️️ 23

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test drive meme ⚔️️ 23 | FINAL

	QUICK NAV: ⚔️️ Premise ⚔️️ Rules ⚔️️ FAQ ⚔️️ Taken ⚔️️ Locations ⚔️️ Bestiary
⚔️️ View Top-Levels Only ⚔️ IMPORTANT NOTE: The sun and moon have returned to normal, but the Calamity is still visible in the sky.

ARRIVAL

The re-arrival of characters who were previously not here does not occur in the Bay this month. Instead, re-arrivals can appear at any time or place on the map as long as there is water. The Lady of the Lake is busy dealing with the situation in Atlantis (see the QuestBoard), so her magic isn’t very directed right now. Want to show up in the Red Spring? In someone’s shower? Stuck in the well the minotaur pissed in? Go for it! It’s time to get wet and wild. In fact, you could even show up underwater…

DARLING, IT’S BETTER

After the success at Dinas Emrys, the people of the cursed underwater town return to Camelot’s shores to offer a unique opportunity - to visit the town itself. It has only been seen in the distance before and this is the first time in many years that they have opened their gates to strangers, but all the hard work that the otherworlders have been putting in to fix the Calamity had not gone unnoticed even by them.

A few of the merfolk arrive at Camelot and ask people to put up notices for them. The following day they will be waiting for anyone who wants to make the trip down to the town, which they reveal is called Apkallun, and they will utilise the crown used to get everyone to Dinas Emrys to transform them into merfolk.

Merperson (fish bottom) - Merpeople’s singing voices are able to put people and creatures into a trance.

Cecaelia (octopus bottom) - Cecaelia can normally grant vengeance wishes, but per previous events, wish magic is not currently functioning as it should- so their primary features are the ability to ink and use their tentacles as additional controllable appendages.

Naga (serpent or eel bottom) - Naga have advanced strength and can extend their nails as claws.

The trip to the town is fairly uneventful, unless someone decides to wander off and gets stuck in some kelp or kidnapped by mischievous nymphs hiding along the route. Once there, it’s clear that the arrival of outsiders has been much anticipated by the town. They have put on a grand welcoming for their visitors and although many of the townspeople seem nervous to make eye contact with the strangers the atmosphere is not an unwelcoming one. Everyone is told that they may tour the town at their leisure and move about as they wish, and there is plenty to see.

OUTSKIRTS

It isn’t advised to linger around the areas outside the town, where the light of the lanterns quickly fades out through the water and leaves anyone straying wandering about in a murky darkness. For those more intrepid explorers, though, quick investigation of a noticeboard near the centre of the town will reveal a faded ‘dead or alive’ poster for something called The Wispmera, with a reward of twenty lavender pearls. Enquiring about it will draw laughs and puzzled looks from the townspeople, who will inform the enquirer that no one has ever gone after the creature in all the time the notice has been up. Further pressing will reveal, as they grow quiet and avert their gazes, that this beast will swiftly snatch up children who stray too far outside of the town unaccompanied.

However, all is not as it seems…

Hunting down the creature is no easy task and the descriptions of it are vague. It’s described as a barely-mer shaped thing that haunts the area around half a mile outside of town, occasionally drawing close only to be chased off by the town guard. Some people describe it as glowing, or having a massive head, and of being able to paralyse people from several metres away.

Even reaching the area where the creature is usually seen is fraught with dangers, including carnivorous fish and strong water currents, but persistent hunters will eventually come across the ‘beast’. It has the appearance of a huge jellyfish with poison tendrils wafting delicately though the water around it, but a moment of inspection will allow one to note that this creature also has a mer’s tail, and is simply sitting on a rock in the dark. If one can sneak up on it, it would be easy to kill. This first option would be the easy route to getting the reward and no one in town would fail to be grateful. The second, more risky option would be to engage it in combat, however those tendrils are able to paralyse a person within minutes should they hit. Anyone who is stunned by the creature will find themselves on the edge of the town after they black out, as if someone carefully brought them there.

There is a third option, however. Approaching the creature with no weapons will startle it, but it will not attack. This beast is far from the terrible child-stealing monster that those in the town would paint it as. In fact it has never stolen any children at all! All this poor thing desires is to be left alone, having never done any harm to anybody, and all of the stories about it have simply been passed down over time by frightened people who did not know what they were seeing out in the dark. If the hunter agrees to not kill the creature it will give them five pale blue-coloured pearls in thanks, but this will forgo the reward from the town. Unfortunately, no one is going to believe that you saw the creature at all.

DOWNTOWN

In downtown, around something that looks like it used to be a fountain, a bustling market has been set up with various stands and stalls selling local produce and items. Even the native townsfolk seem to be excited about this as it isn’t a regular occurrence and was thrown together in quite the rush after it was announced that strangers from the land would be coming to visit.

The stalls are offering food and drink, as well as handmade wares. The food is mostly fish-based, but some care has been taken to make choices available for those people who don’t eat fish (though that selection is somewhat limited). Locally made items are made mostly of shells, stones and driftwood as well as glass, and the stall-runners will eagerly push things into people’s hands if they show the slightest interest.

There is one large stall supplying most of the drinks on offer. Rather than being in glasses or bottles, they come in small magical bubbles that you pop into your mouth and break with your teeth and boast a variety of interesting and ‘enlightening’ effects.

BLUE - a cool flavour almost like plain water, but uniquely fresh. Consuming it will cause the person’s skin to glow faintly for several hours.
RED - tart with a faintly spicy kick. Drinking this will make you hiccup multi-coloured bubbles when you try to speak and lasts for around ten minutes.
PURPLE - unexpectedly citrus-flavoured. This one causes the water being ‘exhaled’ from the gills as the person breathes to be dyed several different colours and will last for half an hour.
ORANGE - tastes like honey and ginger. This one will cause the drinker to speak in rhyming couplets for around an hour.
GREEN - tastes very much like absinthe. Also acts very much like absinthe. This will just get you very drunk very fast. Good luck.

UPTOWN

Part of the town is clearly far more… ‘polished’ than the rest. The homes are fronted with shining opals and nacre, and although the people there seem friendly enough there is a certain aloofness to them that isn’t found in the bustling marketplace or the streets around it.

But no matter, that isn’t why people have been directed there. The reason for any outsider to be shown the way to this area (unless they found their own way there) is to attend a concert being put on at the theatre in honour of their esteemed guests. There is a buzz about this show, with the performer clearly being someone of some note, and though there are no posters or pictures on the front of the building everyone is urged that they ‘wouldn’t want to miss it’.

The lights go up, and the performer is an ethereal oceanid of exceptional beauty who has been living in the town since she was brought to Avalon as an outsider herself many years ago. Though she doesn’t sing in a language anyone would be able to comprehend the emotion that she sings with could be enough to drive those in the audience to tears. Indeed, several people are seen to be leaving before the show is even finished and once it is over the entire room erupts into raucous applause.

Those otherworlders who attended the performance will be able to see beauty in everything and may find their emotions to be somewhat off-balance, making them more prone to outbursts and also to blurting out the truth to those around them. This effect should wear off after a few days, but any dreams that they have in the meantime will feature the oceanid’s singing in the background.

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THE RING OF DISP(HELL)

Part 1: Hot in Herre

As the otherworlders passed the test of nobility, the dragons reveal the location of the ring: it is hidden deep in a volcano. They are able to provide a map, but not much information about what can be expected once people get there.

The volcano itself is not one that the otherworlders would be entirely unfamiliar with, but it is not one that many would have had reason to approach before: the northernmost Ash Mountain, a volcano with plume-hidden bluffs nestled between Mab’s Cavern and the Perilous Desert. Though the Elphame traders are not around to offer much in the way of gear or protection this time around the dragons themselves offer to teach people a special spell (Spell: Dragonscale) which they say will protect from the heat and fumes that will need to be dealt with to reach the ring.

It’s recommended to give this spell some practice due to how valuable it will be when going up towards the volcano’s summit and for the trials beyond, but be warned that overuse can cause stiff joints, inability to regulate body temperature, and chronic burping that makes it feel like you just ate a dozen ghost peppers.

There will be plenty of time to gather supplies and kit, though some of the more unscrupulous merchants in Avalon are taking advantage of the rush as well as the lack of traders from Elphame, and are raising their prices. Some of the gear being sold may not quite be up to the task, either…

Part 2: Feeling Magmanimous

Arriving at the volcano is a trial in itself. The dragons will take those willing to go most of the way, but will drop them near the foot of the mountain to let them make their way up on foot. Their reasoning for this, they say, is to ensure that everyone is able to acclimate to the environment on their way up… but it might just be that they have better things to be doing.

With everyone loaded up it doesn’t take long for things to start becoming difficult. The heat rises swiftly around the travelers and there is very little movement in the air to offset it. Foul-smelling gasses rise up from vents and deep, narrow chasms along the edges of what appears to be a lightly-trodden path, if one could say it is a path at all, between slow-moving lava flows. What vegetation there is at the base of the volcano quickly gives way to the occasional tuft of dry grass and sickly-looking tree that has dared try to grow in this location. There is the constant, unsettling sensation of being watched despite the land around them appearing utterly bereft of any fauna.

Going too near to the edge of the path, woefully under-marked as it is, will put all but the most sure-footed in danger of slipping on the loose, shale-like ground beyond and sliding off down towards one of the oozing rivers of molten rock snaking their way down the side of the volcano. ‘Dragonscale’ won’t be enough to keep anyone from injury if they hit it, so watch out for each other!

A half day’s journey is what it takes to reach a mark on the map which seems to show the entrance to a large tunnel system, and though the entrance itself will be a tight squeeze for some it opens up initially into a spacious cavern that is somehow several degrees cooler than outside.

No doubt a few people will want to make up a camp and get some rest here. That’s probably a good idea. Beyond the cavern itself are several dark tunnels, shown on the map as Labrinth y Brenin, and some preparation is advised before heading into those passageways…

Part 3: Turnkey Toasted

When everyone is prepared, the final and most vital part of the expedition can begin. It is advised to take some kind of light source into the tunnels, as once the glow of the base camp is left behind the darkness is almost absolute. It quickly becomes hot and stuffy as progress is made through the winding passages and anyone who decides to lean on one of the walls to take a breather will quickly realize why - the tunnel walls are warm, almost hot, as if molten rock flows not too far behind them.

Occasionally the tunnel opens into small open spaces, like pockets in the mountain, where lava flows slowly in lazy rivers below the path as it precariously bridges over and edges around it. It might be tempting to linger in these spaces, where the pressing sensation of several hundred feet of rock above and around you is not so keen, but lingering for too long will have an unpleasant side-effect.

The fumes rising from the lava in these small caverns can cause powerful hallucinations, driving people to see their worst fears - real or perceived. It will be up to those who remain unaffected to make sure that their companions make it to safer ground, where the effects will wear off after a few minutes. Until then, it will be up to friends and strangers alike to make sure that those who are under the influence of the toxic gasses don’t cause harm to themselves or others.

Finally, hopefully without too much incident, the final cavern is arrived at. This is a large space, refreshingly cool despite several waterfalls of molten rock rolling slowly down the walls, and the ceiling glitters with geode clusters. In the centre of the cavern is a transparent, locked box inside which a simple ring can be seen. Underneath the box is an inscription.

You cannot prove, but you always know:

The apple falls, the wasp stings, a friend comes, the keys turn.

But what does this mean? The number of lava-falls in the cavern match the number of required keys to open the box, but surely the instructions can’t mean what they seem to?

Close examination of the falls will reveal the faint glint of gold behind them - the pieces are indeed behind the molten rock. Though it seems impossible, those who put their hands through the lava with faith that they will not be harmed will find that rather than burning, they only feel a pleasant warmth as the lava-fall parts around their hand and arm and allows them to pluck the key piece from behind it. Without faith… well, why would you stick your hand in lava if you really think your hand will melt off?

Once all the pieces are gathered by the faithful (and brave), the box can be opened and the simple ring is no longer quite so simple-looking. It can be taken without further trial, and the only task that remains is to make it back to base camp without accidentally falling off a bridge.

With the final item retrieved those who ventured out are free to return to Camelot, where they will need to hand the ring over to Merlin so the final preparations can be made to end the Calamity once and for all.

• This is the final "test drive meme," to welcome returning characters and wrap up the journey to get Lancelot's Ring of Dispell.
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Arrival:

[One minute someone's making tea, or in the shower, and next thing you know, there's a full plate mail clad samurai from 1582 pulled out of the teacup or shower head.]

Many pardons. I am just as confused as you are. [Probably. He definitely doesn't sound like it!] If you'll just point the way to the door, I'll see myself out. [He bows, and he's in such a state, he might even bow into you. Oops? Maybe he IS a bit frazzled after all!]

[Underwater he is a naga. Of course he is. NobuNAGA, get it??? Yes.]

Downtown shopping:

[Nobunaga is of course, used to craftsmen and the bustle of trade that reportedly was so chaotic and busy it made Babylon seem calm and reasonable in comparison. But that's how Nobunaga wants it. People having the luxury to focus their time and passion not on survival, but on production, on arts, craftsmanship, trading is basically the epitome of motivation for his dream.]

[This is, unfortunately for him, mistaken as a desire to buy, and it takes almost no time for him to be overwhelmed by aggressive salespersons. Another thing Nobunaga has never had to deal with because... well, first and foremost, he was a psychotic Demon King that most people with common sense avoided, secondly because he'd ever needed to go buy things for his own pleasures. Having generals, vassals, an entire army, and a large assortment of people doing things FOR him meant that such a "normal" thing was largely out of his hands as even a considered possibility normally.]

[Anyone who knows of his ruthless violent psychotic reputation might want to help just to make sure he doesn't do anything like that.]

[Or point and laugh, whichever.]

BUBBLES!

[They look like candy... so you KNOW the sugar fiend is going to try every single flavor.]

[Which is why he's glowing blue, exhaling rainbow, DRUNK, hiccuping, and rhyming. Damn, that's a lot.]

This is nothing to regret!
My fun hasn't even started yet!

[Oh dear. Another hiccup. ((ooc: can avoid colored font, just let me know, it'll be there in SPIRIT))]

Quest: Holy Mayo War

[He kind of remembers something about mayo. Yes. This is...]

This is not mayo. [Hiccup.] What is this travesty?

Uptown Singer

[Just what everyone needs: an overemotional Nobunaga. This can only end well. He was stoic through the whole performance, and even after, just politely applauding, but now he seems a bit misty and somehow even more melodramatic, and that's already not a particularly unusual state for him.]

I just... you don't understand... Konpeito... it can save the world... [Wibble.]

Quest: Monkey Business

[Nobunaga is trying to talk others into helping him.] You can have all the credit. I just want a pet monkey to name it Hide and see if he gets along with his namesake. [Nobunaga no...]

Edited 2022-09-02 17:10 (UTC)

(So Harry is just minding his own business with making a customer’s order of Bergamot Lavender Tea at Helleste Cafe as usual. It should be have been a normal work day with Rose napping on the top of the deli display and Hedwig quietly napping on the branches. But as he fills up the teacup with hot water, pop goes the Demon King out of said teacup much to Harry’s own shock.

This surprises him a lot since the last time he saw Nobunaga, he was just chilling around while he was solving the stonehenge puzzle at the Celliwig trials, or was it the time he saw he and Zuko having a training session. Regardless, he vanished some time later and Harry didn’t knew what happened to him for months until now.)

Um, oh yes, I’m also so sorry for that too. I was just making some tea for a customer earlier. As for the exits, um… There is a staff exit right at the back of the cafe but you can use the main entrance as well.

Wait... [Memories come back in a flood, from the smell of the cafe more than the specific tea, and he glances about and instantly goes to pet Rose, as Haguro seems a bit freaked out at the arrival, but after Nobunaga takes the hawk and gives him some calming strokes, he goes to join Hedwig, easily calmed by Nobunaga despite the disturbing arrival.]

Potter, right? Or was it Harry... I... don't... remember... [Annoyed growl, and then he checks for all his weapons, because PRIORITIES ALSO.]

How long has it been?

Damn it... [Growls and he's furious, though obviously not with Harry.] This the third time! How dare they send me back before I decided so! [Not bring him HERE, vice versa...]

Kitsuno, Mitsuhide, Masamune, are they still here?

That would be my name, just plain old Harry.

(Rose is able to wake up from the arrival in time to greet Nobunaga and getting a pet from him while Hedwig is able to acknowledge Haguro’s presence as he comes to sit next to her on the branch.)

Um, it has been several months since we last met. I think we did chatted over the network the last time we saw each other. Um, I don’t think I was able to find them in here. I’m very sorry to say it to you; I wish I was able to find them sooner.

No... it... it's just as well. If I couldn't be here to protect them, then...

[Deep sigh. There's a billion other names at his mind's forefront, but those three were his responsibility most of all.]

[He hesitates, as if he's incredibly rusty! And then gives a deep bow.]

[And though his hands are reflexively on his sword hilts again, they slowly go to offer Harry a handshake.]

Good to see you're still here.

I have no idea what to say when one returns from such a thing. You'd think it wouldn't be too different from returning to the castle after a long campaign, but... I didn't ever really leave anyone behind at the castle, they all came with me. [Wry grin.]

Anything fun I missed? Are the sweets still top notch?

Yeah, it’s very nice to see you again too.

(He happily reciprocates the handshake gesture wholeheartedly)

Thankfully, the sweets are just as good as they have always been. And there has been searches for the three items to stop a Calamity that is hovering above us at the moment. Two, an egg and lapis, have been found so far.

Oda Nobunaga (RETURN of the Demon King) | Ikemen Sengoku | OTA

Arrival (Cafe Edition; Have a shocked barista (Lord) Harry)

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Arrival

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Arrival; some mermaid hijinks soon!

ROFL and here I put a voicemail in her inbox and I was going to have him looking for Irish hydrangea

OMG I JUST SAW IT I'M SORRY I WAS ON MOBILE and had no internet to see her mail LMAO

FFFF <333333 perfect!

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Bubbles!

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Uptown singer

Yes good

these two were too good

Yes :D