TEST DRIVE MEME ⚔️️ 4

[avalonmods]

{ QUICK NAV } Premise ⚔️️ Rules ⚔️️ FAQ ⚔️️ Taken ⚔️️ Reserves ⚔️️ Apply ⚔️️ Locations ⚔️️ Bestiary ⚔️️ Top-Levels Only ⚔️️ A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival KERPLUNK, SPLASH! Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's chilly waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. It's paralyzingly cold for a few seconds before you're approached by the Lady of the Lake beneath the water's surface. She puts a vial of a vibrant, glowing red Everwarm* potion to your character's lips. The icy water doesn't feel so icy once consumed and you'll be able to move your limbs enough to swim to shore on your own. She can't stick around to explain, she's got to get this to all the new arrivals! Many of which you'll see plopping in around you. If you can't swim, a handful of helpful ice turtles will scoop you up from beneath and drop you off at the shore. It's a fast process, as they no longer have to collect possessions and pets from drowning in the waters, so they're only needing to go around hitting the ice that keeps forming on the surface with their shells to keep the surface open for the falling arrivals. If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. If anyone with Animal Magic asks the turtles, they will give the full spiel, but very slowly, and they like to get off topic and gossip about other turtles you've never heard of. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly. B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones, a pair of earbuds, and a winter cloak** and tell them to "Check the Shit Box." The "Shit Box" refers to wardrobe more formally known as the Wardrobe of Finding, a hammerspace-like wardrobe that opens to each person's items and pets when the person touches the handle. It was recently enchanted by Merlin to prevent people from having to fish their waterlogged possessions and pets out of the water with them. From there, Archimedes directs everyone to settle in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and gives them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The rest of the universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go. These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console with nip bottles. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk. C ⦿ The Red Spring The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Because of the volume of new arrivals and vacationers, inn rooms are assigned two-to-a-room. The rooms have two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and a few free movies. For the month of February: there are complimentary chocolates placed on the pillows that make you feel warm and fuzzy when you eat them, all the rooms have been temporarily redecorated after hearing about Valentine's Day after an announcement about an upcoming Valentine's concert to be held by the off-worlders. They wanted to celebrate love too, and help the newcomers feel welcome! Unfortunately, this means that the two-person bedrooms only have one bed this month... maybe you can get a roll-away? If you don't want to relax in the room, try taking a dip in the spring for another chance to meet your fellow travelers. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly when drunk. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out! The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do... if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there. As the snows give way to rain and the cold persists across Avalon, it may seem as if some of the local businesses are suddenly short-staffed. A favorite spot might have shorter hours, longer wait times. Whatever it is, it seems that there are fewer Avalonians as the days go on. It is not long before there are signs posted outside local businesses and every clinic, there is an illness striking the populace and adventurers seem to be immune. While the healers can cure this malady, they are short on supplies and some of them are not easy to obtain. All are urged to take up a task and gather these ingredients. Anyone who does obtain one or more of the required ingredients will be given a Fairy-blessed Tincture of Wellbeing from one of the faeries who stayed behind after the tournament. It is said to bring healing no matter where you are when you sprinkle it on the ground in front of you. (Note: The tincture will teleport the nearest healing mage to your location. This information is not included with the tincture... surprise!) A ⦿ Ingredient One: A Can of Sprite Sprites can be found in and around Avalon, and thankfully so. The first task is to obtain a small can of magic dust from a sprite's wings. Now an adventurer may think to capture and take this by force, but be wary: sprites always travel in packs and will be so inclined to curse any would-be attackers dance till they drop, literally. Sprites are mischievous sorts with a wry sense of humor and can be quite fond a flower which grows near the Red Springs called the Cinnabar Paper Bush. Bring them a bouquet and beg for their cooperation, but be cautious of breathing in the flower's pollen-- the sprites will not warn your character that it's a potent ingredient in probability spells, so breathing it in may cause sudden repeated visions of 15 seconds of a potential future based on every choice your character could make in a particular situation. Getting out of the pollen's effects takes a full day of going through visions of parallel possibilities if there's no one to help you, and the sprites will be long gone by then. You'll need another adventurer to use their magic to get you out of this or prevent the pollen from spreading... good luck. B ⦿ Ingredient Two: Deez Nuts Within the Brocéliande there grows a certain tree. Even in winter, this tree produces tiny star shaped nuts that when ground into a powder are a key ingredient in many healing tinctures. However, the nuts are coveted by the wildlife for they taste quite sweet when eaten straight from the tree. Adventurers are tasked with entering the woods and retrieving baskets full of these tiny nuts. A warning was given to not go unarmed, those animals can be very protective of their food supply and they are rumored to be coveted by the Bear Fir, who won't hesitate to come for you. A warning to the wise: do not eat them yourself. They can be quite tempting. A tiny call will induce the desire to devour all of them, burrowing deep within your conscious. Not only would an adventurer fail their task but they would fall gravely ill for a period of two days. With these obstacles in mind, it may be best to team up and go at this task together to make sure everyone comes out alive and well. C ⦿ Ingredient Three: Wait, isn't that a Pokémon? The hills to the south-east of the Red Spring are home to the elusive Hill Trolls, who never leave their hills, but like to engage with any traveler who does come through. Most try to avoid them as they are extremely rude in every way. However, for this particular remedy, there is special bluegrass known as poliwag grass, so named because the seer who discovered this unique grass had seen the creatures it is named for in an alternate world and found them endearing. The catch? Only the Hill Trolls know now wherein the hills the small patches of this grass can be found. Adventurers are tasked with entering the hills, engaging the Trolls, and requesting a guide to the grass. Avalonians will advise doing anything the troll asks of you, it’s the only way to appease them and get the prize. Characters will be set about various household and yard chores by the Hill Trolls, who will lead them to believe that this grass will take several days journey to reach and they simply can not leave their home and yard in such a state when on a long trip like that. Make sure to complete all your tasks, though, try not to be too angry when once their yard and home are spotless the Hill Troll produces a satchel of poliwag grass straight from their cupboard. They didn’t say you had to go on the trip with them and they will need to replenish their supply after, so they're not apologizing for anything. A video is sent to everyone's devices, a strong magic spell making certain that it opens. Morganna's face appears. Morganna, after all, is to be listened to when she speaks. She seems to be looking at her nails as the recording starts, not looking at her captive audience.

”"As infamous as Arthur and Merlin are, there are many magics they are unfamiliar with. They live in the realm of basic magics, the ones you all have touched and trifled with. But there are skills you will need in the future that require something a little stronger. Now if you came to me seeking spells, I would ask a fair price, dears... but it is my universe you are all saving too, so I will offer you a taste." She finally looks directly into the screen. Despite that it's just a recording, it looks as if she's looking directly into your soul. She sees you even without you responding. Her lips curl up in a little smile, friendly and yet mischievious. "Magic is stronger when more than one person performs it. Where you would be able to toss fire, you could create a fire tornado or rip the earth until it spits the fires of hell up as lava. To perform this kind of magic, you must be entirely in sync with your partners. Of one mind, of one movement. Open the attachment and it will place a memory of how to perform Synchronic Magic with a partner into your mind. It will still take practice, of course. Baby steps."

Magic-infused technology is a hell of a thing-- those who listen after the video ends and open up the attachment will find themselves rapidly flooded with what amounts to an instructional video and a visual sample of witches moving exactly in sync. After a little finger painting on each other's face and collar bones and some deep meditation while performing the spell, the caster of the spell will have complete control over the movements of the person the spell is cast upon. For the duration of the spell, the person who the spell was cast upon will mentally reside in the caster's head outside of their body. Their body will do anything the caster's does. For this particular version of the spell to work, it requires the consent of the person it's being cast upon, though there are other forms of the spell that do not that are not. With that knowledge, get practicing. A ⦿ We Succeed Together When a goddess gives instructions to learn something, you learn it, and so some of the locals have set up meditation tents at one of Camelot City's parks. The tents are filled with incense, steam, and have a spell cast on them to provide relaxing sounds-- babbling brook, yoga music, rain on the ocean, a crackling fireplace, the cries of your enemies, the relaxing sound of change falling from your favorite plinko machine... It will respond to your emotions and find the sound that's most relaxing to you to help you clear your mind. If you trust the person you're with, the spell will go smoothly and you'll be able to perform the much simpler practice spell provided in the tent: a shadow dance. Follow the dance steps around the circle on the floor of the tent; shadows will begin dancing along the walls of the tent outside of their light source. Your shadows will be able to separate from your feet and travel without you once the dance is completed. It will return after completing whatever task you need from it. If you need some help developing your trust in the other person, try playing a game of twenty questions or partaking in some of the sparkling ginger shots in front of you-- they've got a heated kick to them that's sure to warm you up and make you fire out a secret to the person you're sharing the tent with. B ⦿ We Fail Apart If you aren't perfectly in sync with your partner to cast Synchronic Magic, all kinds of things can go wrong. People who do not trust each other may end up accidentally sealing the tents shut and trapping themselves inside until they tell each other a secret they've told no one else, thus forcing them to trust each other. People believe the exact opposite at their core could end up temporarily body swapping with their partner until they wipe off the body paint and break the spell. And of course, even if you're completely on the same page and the person controlling both bodies has two left feet, a mistake in the shadow dance could cause the shadows to enter your eyes, turning both of your vision to complete darkness until you've been in sunlight for about 15 minutes straight. I hope you weren't practicing at night. C ⦿ Loss and Gain After performing the Synchronic Magic, magicians of all kinds are going to feel a little strange. It's a magic outside of their field of expertise used to perform further magics, after all, and they've shared their essence with another person to perform it. There's a chance that characters are going to feel very alone after being separated from the synchronic magic. Alone, tired, and wanting to feel connected again even if you're normally the lone wolf type. Synchronic magic makes you feel connected to others in a way that's hard to do otherwise, and without it it leaves a sense of loss and disconnect. It's not a side-effect that was discussed ahead of time, but the citizens of Camelot have prepared for it for anyone who wishes to stick around after their spellcasting. After the magic is done, at the center of the tented area, everyone is invited to gather around a huge, prismatic bonfire taking place in the center of the park that the tents had been set up in. The bonfire is filled with flames of all colors, like a prism reflecting light and warmth, and acts as a beacon for casters' shadows to find their owners and reconnect with them. It also is enchanted to encourage affectionate feelings. This may inspire people to be more... touch-friendly than normal, wanting to hug and hold onto or simple be shoulder-to-shoulder with the people around them. These feelings can easily be fought even if they're present, but fulfilling them will help to eliminate the sense of loss from the synchronic spell ending. At the end of the night, little rainbow fireflies will begin to fly away from the flames, having been hatched within them, and fly off into the night as the flames turn to embers, and then to charcoal. It is said that if you catch a rainbow firefly, you can make a wish on it, and when let go they will take those wishes to the heavens with them. Some wishes may actually be granted, so if your character has a wish, submit it here. MOD NOTES: • All test drive prompts are open to anyone in the game at any time to create your own logs with, but this post should have top-levels by potential new characters only. Current characters may reply to any threads, but should not top-level comment on this post. • If your application is accepted, you may accept TDM threads as game canon as long as both players consent. Characters may begin threading as soon as their journal is accepted to the communities. • If nothing here tickles your fancy, try one of this month's Quests for your TDM prompt. • The first "Arrival" prompts are present on every TDM, but contain seasonal tweaks for flavor. All other prompts will change monthly. (This month, please check updated method of inventory collection at the Rent-a-Ride and the "February Special" rooms at the Red Spring.) • The Shadow Dance Ritual is a form of advanced dark magic; this means that yes, after significant practice, a dark magic user may be able to do this on their own with only their own shadow. Even if your character isn't a dark mage, they can do a ritual to perform out-of-discipline magic. More information on rituals and how to unlock them will come in the future! • Please comment with wishes regardless of new/current member status if you want to participate! :) • Questions about this TDM's content? Comment here! If you have a question about the game at-large, please head over to the FAQ. *This Everwarm does not count toward your potion collection for those who wish to take up potion brewing. You must obtain Everwarm from the Elphame Trader's to count. **Jackets come in a variety of neutral colors, enchanted with a fit-adjustment spell that will adjust to your character's size.

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[firstsaderesponder]

[Oh thank goodness. Sougo hears the footsteps stomping out the door and he knows he's done his job. He was hoping he could wring out a stronger reaction, but he has the room to himself now...or does he?

Upon hearing a happy voice calling out his name (with -sama, no less), Sougo sits up and lifts his sleeping mask. Huh. Who is this happy idiot. Sougo's never seen him before in his life. But perhaps it doesn't matter. The Shinsengumi are well-known throughout Edo and Gintama characters are aware of their popularity. Maybe this guy's just a fan.]

Yeah, that's me. Did ya want an autograph or something?

[arf]

An autograph..? Heh, shouldn't you want mine?

[ As if. Okita definitely is making fun of him for his signature again, though, so he tries to tease back. (Or he's oblivious this isn't his Sougo.) He lets himself in the room and comes over to the bed. ]

You should've told me you showed up here!

[firstsaderesponder]

Why would I want your autograph? Anyways, it's not every day people are happy to see a police officer like this.

[Dude, Sougo has no idea who you are. But he's used to taking weird things and rolling with them (he's from Gintama after all), which would unfortunately keep giving Taichi false hope. On the other hand, the chocolates are giving Sougo the warm and fuzzy feelings, so he won't shove Taichi away from the bed just yet.]

[arf]

It's your favorite actor, Taichi!

[ Taichi can't tell if he's pretending but to know him just to hurt his feelings or genuinely doesn't know him. He wouldn't put either past Sougo. He looks at him discriminately, like he's trying to figure it out.

In the end, heedlessly sitting on the edge of the heart bed with him, he decides to go with: ]

You're the super sadist Shinsengumi with top tier sword skills and we were together on a weird alien planet! Don't arrest me, officer!

[firstsaderesponder]

My favorite actor? You probably can't even recite Jugemu.

[You've got to give it to Taichi, he does have Sougo down to a T. That alone makes Sougo reconsider, but he's aware that some of his character traits may be public knowledge. But weird alien planet? Sougo hadn't been away from Earth recently.

He puts a finger to his chin while he thinks. While it may look like he is trying to remember Taichi, he's actually weighing the benefits of trying to mess with this guy vs. how annoying he could possibly be. Maybe it's the chocolates or maybe it's the fact that Sougo could easily beat Taichi up--but he'll entertain this interesting stranger a little while longer.

So now he pretends he got a flash of inspiration, balling his right hand into a fist and tapping it on his other palm.]

Ah! Maybe if I arrest you, it'll jog my memory. Yeah, that's it. If we met on a weird alien planet I must've been arresting you.

[arf]

That's the one that drops the turtles, right?

[ Lakitu from Super Mario Bros is called "Jugemu" in Japanese. Taichi is not an expert on folktales, though he definitely could if he had some time to learn it. He's also the very definition of casual f2p gamer so he's not even sure about that.

He holds up both hands in a 'stop' gesture, not a 'here are my wrists' gesture. ]

You've never arrested me, I promise that won't help! Anyway, you're in a newbie room, there's no way you've already got a job!

[ Like that would stop him.. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

I think you're confused. Jujitsu is the one who drops the turtles.

[He says this with a completely straight face. Like it's actually true instead of bait for Taichi.]

But why should I believe you? What you're saying sounds exactly like a criminal would say. I should arrest you for crimes against Bentendo.

[That's the knock-off Nintendo that exists in his world. Taichi is lucky that this Valentine's Day-themed room didn't come with handcuffs because Sougo would use 'em either way. Instead, he makes a show out of pulling his phone from his pocket. He's calling the Bentendo police!]

[arf]

That's a martial art!

[ HE AT LEAST KNOWS THAT ONE, SOUGO, COME ON..!! ]

Because... [ He's trying to think. What's the thing that Sougo and he talked about.. ] Because you're not the main character! Neither of us are, we have to find our reverse harem protag with no face! That's what you said! Even though you definitely need to learn some respect for women...

[ Is this somehow an argument that he definitely knows him? He hopes so. He's doing his best. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

[That does sound like something he would say. At the very least, it's the amount of 4th-walling and media savviness that's expected from a Gintama character. Taichi doesn't look like he's from the same series, though. If only Sougo was from a later arc. He definitely would've made a Jujitsu Kaisen joke too.]

I don't have any issues with women. [He was a host and the ladies loved him!!!...Even though he was so good because he doesn't respect women...]

A reverse harem protag isn't the main character of my series though. Apparently Boss isn't here. He's the silver permhead. But it's an easy mistake to make. I've been assigned the bishounen, after all.

[arf]

I know you don't think you do.

[ But there's definitely something wrong with that! This is take two of Taichi's quest to get him to drink some Respect Women juice! At least he doesn't think he made much progress last time so he doesn't feel like he's starting from scratch. ]

N-No, you thought I was in a reverse harem, and then the world we were in before might've been one, I think? [ He sounds a little confused about that. He's still not clear on exactly what Sougo thought they were in. ] It was like a weird planet where you had to touch people for money and I would grow puppy ears and a tail and you really, really were kinda mean but then you'd do stuff that made me think you were pretty fun and liked me, as long as you weren't thinking about it. Uh- we never touched each other like that, in case you were wondering.

[ Just so he doesn't have a confusion! Taichi's definitely not trying to seduce him in his weird Valentine's bedroom with one bed. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

[O...Kay...Sougo's used to weird situations, but nothing of what Taichi said sounded familiar at all. It sounds more like weird fanfiction than anything. Earlier, Hijikata had told Sougo this place was more like a giant crossover, but Sougo's never experienced a crossover before. So either this guy is lying or is deluded.]

Was it some sorta video game? Because I've never played something like that. So touching people for money and puppy ears...something's gotta have kinkier stuff than that for me to play it.

[Even if Taichi claims they never touched each other, what's with the Okita-sama? Not that Sougo minds that. But taken with everything else, it's pretty creepy. Does this mean he has a stalker now? Oh no. Kondou-san is a stalker, so Sougo knows what this means. Then again, the stalkers he knows are utter masochists so perhaps this could lead to some trolling fun down the line? But right now, he's annoyed.]

Anyways, I have some important business so gimme a good reason why I shouldn't get the bazooka out right now.

[Other than the fact that the bazooka will only shoot out confetti, but Sougo doesn't know that yet! His "important business" is taking a nap, of course. Maybe after a snack and a soak in the baths.]

[arf]

Y-Yeah, you worked at that shop... well, I wasn't involved in your kinky stuff, so I don't know what all you got up to with other people! We were just friends!

[ HE'S DECLARING IT it's not like Sougo can argue anymore. Taichi's starting to get upset having said that though, because he did think they were friends, and this man doesn't remember him.. but not only that, he doesn't even want to talk to him, and that's taken the wind right out of his wings. ]

We were friends so... I know you really would take the bazooka out, so I'll go, but please think about it.

[ Taichi is now a Sad Puppy. Sougo didn't even have to kick him. He turns to leave though... :( ]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Friends. That's such a weird feeling. Sougo can only admit to himself that he has three (3) rotten friends. And aside from Kondou-san, they're all truly rotten indeed (and even Kondou has his sketchy moments). Sougo knows he's an awful person. Why would anyone be this eager to be friends with him? And why go through all the trouble of this weird story?

Taichi must've gotten him confused with another Okita Sougo who looks like him. There's a lot of different Shinsengumi spin-offs out in the world. Maybe this person really is from a fanfiction universe.]

Eh? What shop?

[He should've just let Taichi leave and gotten back to napping, but he's curious.]

And why'd you wanna be friends with me anyways?

[arf]

[ Taichi twists his upper body to turn around while he talks. He has the puppy eyes out. He pointedly doesn't turn all the way though, not sure if he's allowed to stay or not. ]

The B- [ Be brave, Taichi, you can say it. ] "BDSM" one! [ It looks like it took effort for him to say that. He never actually made it inside, because he is a nervous chihuahua sometimes. ] I think it was called "Love Bites"...?

[firstsaderesponder]

[If only Sougo was less stubborn, the puppy eyes could work on him. Anyways, Sougo thinks working at a BDSM place wouldn't be out of character. Well, working in general is a bit of a stretch, but he'd work if he couldn't steal Hijikata's food (before it's been mayo-ized) or something.]

Ah! Actually that rings a bell!

[Taichi looks so hopeful, it'd be a shame to just let him go like that...]

[arf]

It does?! I don't know anything else about it, I was too nervous to go in!

[ Totally unhelpful, Taichi.. now he wishes he had been braver and stepped into the world of BDSM. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

Hm...

[He cups his chin in a show of exaggerated thinking...only to end up shugging.]

Actually never mind, it's gone now. Maybe you shoulda gone in after all.

[Yes, Taichi, step into the world of BDSM...never mind that Sougo's tricks aren't safe or sane. At least they're consensual some of the time, but his fellow Shinsengumi would protest to that.]

[arf]

I definitely shouldn't have. You and I weren't like that, you just liked to tease me!

[ ...Though really, he probably should've equated that, but Taichi is a dumb dog. A loyal dog, but a dumb one.

He sighs though. ]

I'm leaving for now, but I'm not giving up on you!

[firstsaderesponder]

Does it really make it a difference when you're an M? See ya. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[This stranger seems more annoying than not. Most people don't want to be friends with him, and rightly so. If Taichi gets aggressive about his friending, Sougo's gonna have to do something about it in the future.

But for these few minutes, Sougo (correctly?) diagnosed Taichi as an M, so maybe Sougo can still have some fun yet. Once he sees the door is closed, he'll put his sleeping mask back on and go back to lazing about.]