you're the reason i lose never have i ever

[morns]

never have i ever.



Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.


HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

Eleven | Dragon Quest XI

[luminatus]

[luminatus]

They won't let me drink, innit, but I can still get you all sloshed.

Never have I ever owned a pet.

[leitstern]

Obviously not. Provincial nobodies own farmyard stock.

[luminatus]

Aw, Jasper....

Are you okay? I worry about you, mate.

[leitstern]

I doubt that. But you are free to do whatever you decide.

[luminatus]

You doubt you're okay?

[leitstern]

Don't be facetious with me, boy. That is not what I meant and you know it.

[luminatus]

Okay.

...I dunno what "facetious" means.

[leitstern]

That is a fact I hardly find surprising.

[luminatus]

Never have I ever left home before I was a grown up.

[morns]

Gonna need more detail here.

( "left home" like moved out? "grown up" like how old? )

[luminatus]

Uh...Right, sure.

I grew up in Cobblestone and never set foot outside it until I had my coming of age ceremony.

[morns]

Your eighteenth?

( she assumes anyway.

eh. well in that case: down the hatch. )

[luminatus]

Sixteenth, actually. That's when my culture considers us grown ups.

[morns]

Ah...

( ehhh. ) Close enough.

( besides, school trips and shit like that. she definitely left her hometown before 16. )

[luminatus]

Never have I ever been outside the cities here in Avalon. I'd like to fix that, though.

[warbun]

[Lizzie throws back a shot of the rum that's been provided for the purposes of playing the game.]

Never at all? We'll have to do something about that!

[luminatus]

Nope, never at all.

...I actually spent a week or more at that Red Springs place 'cause I missed the caravan.

[warbun]

Can't argue with that logic.

[That's... really sweet, actually.]

But we really should take you out adventuring sometime soon. There are all kinds of interesting things outside of the city!