you're the reason i lose never have i ever

[morns]

never have i ever.



Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.


HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[eightfoldfiend]

Do you find many opponents are pathetic?

[He watches Hawk drink, wrinkles his nose and takes a deep, equally generous sip in an attempt to match pace.]

[notquitetamed]

Most of them are. Once I was surrounded by the commander of the garrison soldiers and the second in command for the knights. Cut them all down in moments and led them on a wild goose chase. Would have thought at least Belger would be worth my time.

[And now he'll take another generous drink.]

[eightfoldfiend]

Tch. Soldiers and knights. They all assume they can fight but they are rarely a challenge.

[He takes another deep drink and scowls.]

This is hog's piss. Do you drink this stuff often?