you're the reason i lose never have i ever

[morns]

never have i ever.



Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.


HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

Jasper | Dragon Quest XI

[leitstern]

[leitstern]

Never have I ever been lost and separated from my unit.

[standvastig]

[Seriously, Jasper? He'll just look at him as he takes a drink.]

[leitstern]

Oh, Hendrik. I had no idea you were playing this game...

[Yes. Yes he did.]

[standvastig]

Must you pretend to be ignorant? It is bad enough one of us truly is so.

[leitstern]

Oh, try not to worry. I would not feign ignorance around you. I do not fancy being left to rot in the shadows a second time in my life.

[standvastig]

"Left to rot." An interesting way to phrase you throwing your lot with the Lord of Shadows.

[leitstern]

My change of allegiance is not the issue here.

Are you playing this ridiculous game or not?

[standvastig]

[...]

I have already had my drink. You know the origins of the story. That should be the end of it.

[leitstern]

Oh? A game that ends before beginning is no fun at all.

I fancy another round. What say you?

[standvastig]

[How about if he says nothing? That's an answer, right?]

[leitstern]

[A pause for thought. Then Jasper's drink is thrown out its cup to soak the entirety of Hendrik's face.]

[leitstern]

Never have I ever wanted to become a farmer.

[leitstern]

Never have I ever spent the better part of summer in nothing but my boxer shorts.

[warbun]

[Hi Jasper, remember her?]

This feels incredibly targeted.

[leitstern]

[Yes. Yes he does. Sod the rules of this game, he's having a drink.]

Truly I had not noticed. Personal games always make us feel targeted, do they not?

[warbun]

[Lizzie narrows her eyes at him, not believing for a second that he doesn't know what he's doing.]

So, who's the unlucky person you're trying to get drunk?

[leitstern]

Oh, nobody but an old friend.

[Who ignored him when he was in despair and that's just the start of it. Yes, he's bitter!]

[warbun]

[Never would have guessed!]

I see.

Well, never have I ever killed a firefly with my bare hands.

[Griiiiiiiiiiin.]

[leitstern]

[Jasper smiles. Takes a swig and eyes what remains in his glass.]

I wore gloves. Not that you noticed, evidently.