you're the reason i lose never have i ever

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.
HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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Hythlodaeus looks pained at the description of the Ashen World; it hits too close to home, if unintentionally.]
...'Tis a terrible thing, indeed.
[He pours himself another shot; this time for the emotional support. But rather than downing it Hythlodaeus sips it quietly, staring into the drink.]
I have... Back in my world, I was blessed with true Sight - like many of my people. 'Tis the flow of life made visible, its neverending, captivating dance. The reassurance of seeing the cycle repeat and knowing that each end is merely a new beginning... I cannot quite describe the beauty of it. But here... there is no such colour and shine anymore. I cannot see the life in things. And I fear that if I let myself dwell on it, then everything else will grow pale for me as well. No taste of food nor drink, no colour in the sky, no warmth in the touch of another.
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[He snorts.]
It's awful, isn't it? Like being only half alive.
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'Twas how I felt on arrival, indeed. Half-blind, disoriented. The world itself missing a dimension...
[He sighs.]
That shock comes fourfold, I believe. The initial fear and confusion. Then pushing it aside, not letting oneself dwell on it. Then growing frustrated, furious at the fate dealt to us. And then... that great emptiness of realizing there is naught to be done about it. At least, not here. All I have been able to achieve so far has been a pale facsimile. And I know not what is worse; how feeble it is or the fact that I would still cling to it for comfort.