TEST DRIVE MEME ⚔️️ 6

[avalonmods]

Check out the OOC intro meme for this month to say hi to new players/characters!

{ QUICK NAV } Premise ⚔️️ Rules ⚔️️ FAQ ⚔️️ Taken ⚔️️ Reserves ⚔️️ Apply ⚔️️ Locations ⚔️️ Bestiary ⚔️️ Top-Levels Only ⚔️️ A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival KERPLUNK, SPLASH! Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. It's still chilly, but not enough that you can't manage on your own. The Lady of the Lake is swimming around under the water, but seems to be focusing on coordinating a band of mossatees to help rescue any wayward new arrivals. Mossatees are a special Avalonian manatee that is green in color and has what appears to be a patches of grass or other short plant life growing on its back. While some are fully green, many sport blooming flowers or fairy circles of mushrooms. If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. Those with animal magic may get their info from the manatees, though may notice that they're really overly friendly and have zero concept of personal boundaries. Everyone may notice they have no concept of personal space, as they will happily run right into someone's belly for a snoot squishing. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly. *Reminder: Your character's familiar may or may not be with your character in their initial plunge. If the familiar isn't partial to water, it may meet your character on the beach or sit atop their head while they swim. Or if they are, they might splash about and swim alongside your character. Familiars have different personalities and body specs and we leave those up to the players. B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones, a pair of earbuds, and animal-themed ponchos and tell them to "Check the Shit Box." The "Shit Box" refers to wardrobe more formally known as the Wardrobe of Finding, a hammerspace-like wardrobe that opens to each person's items and pets when the person touches the handle. It was recently enchanted by Merlin to prevent people from having to fish their waterlogged possessions and pets out of the water with them. From there, Archimedes directs everyone to settle in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and gives them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The rest of the universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go. These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console with nip bottles. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk. Which given the fact that it's pouring down rain in April? Not ideal. You were only given ponchos, not rain boots. C ⦿ The Red Spring The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Because of the volume of new arrivals and vacationers, inn rooms are assigned two-to-a-room. The rooms have two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and a few free movies. Unfortunately, due to a bee infestation and massive amounts of rain, the hot springs of the Red Springs are not available this month! Instead, an underground salt cave is offered as a way to relax and unwind. Gather around in the rejuvenating, dimly lit caves and breathe in the relaxing effects of salt crystals. Feel the sand between your toes, or if you don't like sand, try one of the many pools with tiny garra rufa for a fish pedicure. Or, lie down in a recliner and stare up at the "stars"-- magic sparkles in the ceiling that move to spell out single-word concepts you may be experiencing. (Maybe you're relaxed? You might get something like "Chill." Find your relaxation buddy hot? Just be careful to look away before the stars spell "Thirsty" to the whole room.) The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do... if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there. As it turns out, a mythical land that's been around for a few centuries has a few things in common with many modern worlds. It's got the internet, and games have evolved a little bit past hoop trundling and draughts. April, being the traditional month of mirth and games and lots of rain making it hard to have fun outdoors, is the time for Camelot City Gaming Convention, affectionately shortened to CameCon. Come into the large convention center located in the south part of town, get dry, and check out some of the awesome things to do. A ⦿ Couchless Co-Op Without the massive audiences required to really run MMORPGs, Avalon is much more a fan of couch co-op style gaming. Though most games are available on mobile devices throughout Avalon when they are released, there's nothing quite like coming to CameCon to utilize the gaming stages for everyone's favorite fighting games. Multiple players at a time can plug in their phones and connect their accounts to a light magic-based illusion stage (powered by multiple light mages at a time, once a year only!) roughly the size of a basketball court. Fighting games can be played tournament-style on the phone next to your opponent for some awesome trash talk during your battle. Race through space with this year's popular NASTAR Racing Game (National Association for Space Travel Auto Racing) game and fight off space pirates in an epic Mario Kart-esque racing and item battle adventure with your choice of star ship. Or plug your phone into the stage podium and get away from the humdrum fantasy life by joining in a live-movement game that combines synchronous kinetic and light magic. Move your body in the vortex illusion of your favorite rhythm dance game with a buddy! Or maybe you're more into the free-style gaming of Grand Theft Automation with both friends and strangers-- step onto the illusionary stage itself to explore crawling cityscapes and live the life of crime you always dreamed of... at least the cops won't really arrest you if you do it here. Just make sure if you use magic you remember you're on a stage and don't accidentally send some flying off at a poor convention go-er just past the illusion stage. B ⦿ Arthurian RP in your Arthurian RP None can forget one of the most important of game types: the roleplaying game. There's a huge historical set game going on right now where characters can LARP as their favorite Knight of the Round Table. There may be a couple of arguments if two Lancelots end up in the same game, but don't worry, there's a fair way of determining who gets the part for this game if you don't want to wait for the next storyline: rock-paper-scissors-magic. Instead of the traditional version of RPS, you shake your fists and open up to whatever hand-held spell you can make with your particular brand of magic. If it's something that can overcome the other kind in less than three seconds, you're the winner. (And yes, even healers can play-- some protective magic to block a dark magic pain curse is definitely going to win out, for example!) Either way, once your role is decided, put your acting skills to the test! ...and if you don't have any, well, they have costumes that will help you get into the mood with a little dress-up and props that will magically give you sword skills... though only while using the dull-edged plastic props. Or you can just sit on the sidelines and have a picnic on the concrete floor of the center with a potential new pal and watch other people play-- there's a lovely little buffet table with pastries, coffee, and juice in the corner. C ⦿ It Figures... A convention isn't a convention without a little shopping. Come check out what cool games are upcoming in the exhibit hall, buy figurines of your favorite game characters (or.. new ones you've never heard of since this is a new world, but are still cute and/or kick-ass), and most importantly, check out the cool magic you can apply to them. A spell available for purchase in the convention hall that's popular this year is Recipe: Figure Anima, which makes your figures move in place and say popular lines as if they're an actual, miniature version of the character. It's recommended you practice while you're in the convention hall though so figure experts can help if things go.. awry. People have been known to have their own emotions influence the spell, and sometimes toys have started taking on the attitude of the caster. There's nothing quite as tragic as your favorite angelic game character telling you they're gonna kick your ass because you were in a fighting mood. So OOC. Maybe you can find someone who's a little better at magic to fix the problem? Of course, when the rain breaks through and floods the exhibition room, there's a lot of mass hysteria as people scream and climb up onto tables, trying to protect their merch above all else. Hurry, help someone else up onto your table before their ent dakimakura they just purchased gets wet! Only you can save the gamers from water! ..Or that's what you thought, until a second later the electricity goes out and you're left in a total electricity blackout in the convention hall. It may be a good idea to use some magic to try to light the way and find a way out of the flooded hall... A ⦿ Keep Your Vines to Yourselves With magic blossoming left and right because of the bountiful spring equinox rituals, things have been getting a little stranger around the Broceliande. Though it's always been known for being a little odd, there is an overgrowth of prehensile, very friendly vines populating the forest now. The vines seem to have minds of their own, sometimes grabbing people, pulling them up into trees, or generally wrapping around them as if trying to get a warm hug. Ultimately, they seem relatively harmless.. except when you can't get down from them. Hopefully, you've got some kind of destructive magic that can help you fight off the overly friendly vines as you head into the forest to investigate the strange reports citizens have been making of their friends and family disappearing in the generally friendly, if odd forest when they've gone to fetch herbs or other supplies, gone on walks, or who knows what else from the forest. It seems like the best way to get the vines to let go without magic is to tickle the person the vines have captured, so you really better hope you're ticklish... and there's someone willing to really go in on it. It takes a lot of laughter to get these vines to leave you alone! B ⦿ Selfies with Selkies Those who continue on with their investigation after avoiding or escaping the vines will find a very, very large flower that seems to have taken route in a sink hole in the middle of the forest. Hundreds of vines seem to be coming from it, and it seems like this flower may be the source of all of the vines throughout the forest. It won't attack unless you attack it first and it seems to almost immediately regrow any vines that are destroyed. If the flower itself is attacked, it will rise up and attempt to eat your character with thousands of tiny shark-like teeth that lie where the pollen of its flower should be. Those who try to fight will find it seems virtually unkillable and immovable. It is neither plant nor animal and seems to have a thousand minds and souls held within it that somehow feel incomplete, so it's largely incommunicable even with cognitive or death magic. It's definitely a strange find, and it could be easy enough to assume the missing people tried aggression as their first tactic and got gobbled up... Take a trip up to the Archivist will lead them to find a book that includes information on the species: The Cereus de Anima. This giant flower rapidly grows when a seed from the Land of Rot transfers via someone's clothing to an appropriate forest environment and is known to absorb a piece of a person's essence from anyone it touches with its vines. People often seem to go missing for a short period of time when one of these appears, then come back behaving a little differently but ultimately don't seem to be in distress. No one is quite sure what the cause of this is. There doesn't seem to be any record of there being lasting damage, however questionable the plant is... The Archivist, upon seeing you researching the plant, says that he's heard some of the lake's residents just off of the Silent Shore have some experience with one. He hands you a couple baskets of some specially anti-rust enchanted parts and tells you he was supposed to deliver them to a Selkie man living in the lake for a project he's working on. You and a partner can make the delivery and ask your questions from him. The Selkie isn't going to be particularly friendly to fellow men, not trusting human men farther than he can throw them, but will decidedly try to seduce women as Selkie men are known to be extremely handsome and flirtatious with human women. Non-humans he will be neutral toward. It's best to go in pairs so you don't end up on a whirlwind candlelit beach picnic with a shirtless selkie in exchange for information about how to uproot a Cereus de Anima. (At the very least, the selkie will want you to take a selfie with him before you leave so that you have something to remember him by, and you'll always be welcome back if you change your mind.) Regardless of how much of a challenge it is for you to get to that point, as long as he gets the delivery from the Archivist, he'll eventually tell you and your traveling partner about how he heard that there used to be a village at the edge of the Dusklight Woods that was overrun with one of them, and that there's only one survivor who moved to in a cottage on the other side of the Pure of Heart Bridge.. Those familiar, yes, it is the old man that Morganna tried to kill and save in a quest a couple of months ago! Time to travel all the way back to the Pure of Heart bridge and make your way over to the cottage and talk to the man and it sure seems like this quest is long and tedious and you may be wondering if someone will have noticed you're gone... C ⦿ The Answer is No Back in Camelot City, it seems that anyone who's been touched by the vines has been replaced by a doppelganger in their lives. They're just barely off from the original- they have all the memories, but may be slightly more skilled at things they didn't used to be, or may seem to make less ethical choices than they might otherwise. There's just something slightly off. But when people start using AOL to contact their friends and let them know they've been gone.. well, it may seem like the jig is up, or at least in question. Those who find out they've been replaced may want to return to Camelot quickly to try to reclaim their lives. Doppelgangers will attempt to kill their original if they come into contact with them when they aren't around other people, so you may need to flee for your life if you haven't gotten good enough at magic to defend yourself yet. Around other people, the doppelgangers will do their best to try to prove themselves the real person and since they were made from the original, will have the same memories as the original character so asking questions that "only ___ would know" may not work. Eventually it will come out that the doppelgangers have occasionally wriggling vines instead of spines underneath their clothing, if you're willing to check that to see who's real, but that won't be common knowledge. What can be found out from the old man at the Pure of Heart bridge if you choose to leave your doppelganger alone is that Cereus de anima doppelgangers can only live for a month without killing their original and absorbing the rest of their essence. However, if the original plant isn't taken care of with a special venom you can only obtain from certain creatures in the Forest of the Fisher King, the problem will just keep happening over and over until the city is overrun and becomes nothing but a breeding ground for the flower and its replicas. MOD NOTES: • All test drive prompts are open to anyone in the game at any time to create your own logs with, but this post should have top-levels by potential new characters only. Current characters may reply to any threads, but should not top-level comment on this post. • If your application is accepted, you may accept TDM threads as game canon as long as both players consent. Characters may begin threading as soon as their journal is accepted to the communities. • You can have any animal-style poncho you want! They are themed, not made from actual animals. No animals have been harmed in the making of these ponchos!! • TIMELINE: The resolution to the third prompt will be in April's event! The first two prompt sets will be during the first week of the month. The doppelganger problem and obnoxious traveling and research will be occurring for the second and third weeks of the month. • People with green magic may be able to fill something off about the doppelgangers, but may not be able to identify what it is right away. Blood mages will be able to feel that their blood feels the same as the original as they are essentially copies. Cognitive people will be able to use their magic normally except for hypnotic suggestion- the doppelgangers are immune to it, so while you may be able to find other ways to out them, hypnotizing people to tell the truth won't work this time. Doppelgangers are made from the essence of the person, so they will be able to access their phones and accounts. Note that the Cereus de Anima and doppelgangers are not fairies and cannot be contracted with. If a Death Mage attempts to possess a doppelganger, it will technically come in contact with the doppelganger's vine and may end up with more than one doppelganger depending on how many times they try it. Siphon magic can be used to destroy a doppelganger easily, however, the essence that was stolen from the original's soul may be destroyed in the process so it is not recommended as the original may start to feel as though they are no longer a whole person. • If nothing here tickles your fancy, try one of this month's Quests for your TDM prompt. • The first "Arrival" prompts are present on every TDM, but contain seasonal tweaks for flavor. All other prompts will change monthly. Make sure to read the Red Spring section on this month's even if you're normally familiar-- the springs are closed this month, check out the alternate prompts! • Questions about this TDM's content? Comment here! If you have a question about the game at-large, please head over to the FAQ.

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[blackabyss]

So I've noticed. It's good to know that there are familiar faces here.

[Strange that it's all the students though, and the ones in their class. what about the others? What about their families?]

[More questions to ponder at a later time, perhaps.]

Yes, I just arrived. But, two months? That's such a long time... I was sure I spoke to you not long before I arrived here.

[blackabyss]

Ah..!

[This power... what a strange power! It's nothing like Shinsou's usual Quirk... But it's useful in the meantime. Tokoyami appreciates the second hand, but he instead tries to hep by pushing himself forward with one hand.]

How is it you are doing this?

[blackabyss]

[Her laugh draws one from Tokoyami as well.]

So it seems. I am surprised at how many of us are here in this world.

[feralhumanity]

So I've been told.

[Nanaki is used to the stares and odd looks, so Geralt's scrutiny is nothing new. He pads a little closer to the wall before opting to sit down against it himself. Though as he does, his good eye catches that injured leg.]

If you are injured, you should tell someone. There are healers here that you can speak to.

[fruitknife]

"More like twenty weird places. That one was world-hopping bullshit."

(That's not the exaggeration Shinji thinks it is, as the metadata suggests he was around for 19 of those world-hops, plus Liminal Space itself.)

[tantailizing]

Yup.

[He's catching on now.]

Keep an eye on the captain. If we keep him partying, his crew keeps drinking, and they'll probably drop before him giving us our opening. One thing we'll have to remember is there'll probably be at least a deckhand on each ship not drinking so they'll have to be dealt with when it's time to sail.

[tantailizing]

After you~

[Since his roommate looks tired, he can stand back and watch him open the door to lay down.]

[konpeito_aji]

[Hey. If it works, he'll do it.]

[And Zidane's response gets kind of a flat line expression for a bit and then a grin.]

No, I'm not that kind, I'm known as the Demon King. It takes a worse monster to fight some, sometimes.

I guess that's why I got an oni.

If I only cure places of one pestilence, another will surge in to take its place before I can even take my leave.

[konpeito_aji]

I suppose that is my mistake. The Europeans refer to continents they only just gained seafaring access to as the "New World," so I assumed it was just the same deal.

Admittedly, I haven't heard of those names from any of the missionaries or merchants, and I was pretty eager to learn all I could.

What is the technology like in your realm?

[konpeito_aji]

[He can't. He's incapable! He's a hopeless lost cause! His mentor retainer committed ritual suicide out of the shame of Oda's childish eccentricities when he was just a teenager. Actually, it DID shock some sense into the Baka-dono, but there's only so much one person can change their whole personality.]

[Oh. His. Non-existent gods!]

[Oda is almost sparkly-eyed at this information!!!!]

[THAT'S AMAZING!]

Huh? Oh! Best quality gunpowder comes from Owari now, my home province, where I was born. Not that you need it! [LAUGH!]

When the Portuguese ship crashed in Tanegashima, the lord there foresaw the guns' usefulness, but simply making them stronger wasn't enough, and while he tried to make gunpowder in Tanegashima province, it's more rich in metals and wood than that kind of thing. Owari has -- [Holds up a few fingers.] Craftsmen, merchants, pottery, basically nothing according to the other lords; but we've got smart basic populous. [PROUD!] And more importantly, we're in the center of everything. [Normally Oda doesn't give everything away in his facial expressions, but his childish exuberance and being in a foreign land, and not having to keep up court appearances has let him let his guard down, and there is such an annoyed face about that.] Which mostly means everyone would want to conquer us on the way to someone else. [Ancient history. Now they're all trying to convince Oda to stay away either via acknowledging his alliance power, or by trying to make other alliances to thwart him. Sengoku era.] So gunpowder is almost as important as shipping lines. Which [That childish facial expressions giving away EVERYTHING again! He's all PROUD as heck again!!!] We have the best of. [SMIRK!]

Takeda clan was the strongest in Japan, because of their cavalry. Even in my father's time. But I dealt with that. [Sort of. He's heard now that Takeda Shingen isn't dead as previously rumored, and he's got his spies hot on the trail. Which is irrelevant HERE and now. Well, Oda did take care of the cavalry part.] Kenshin's samurai skills as a swordsman are unparalleled, but like I said, his folly is in a caste system that dismisses the power of commoners.

[As for Kennyo, and the other Buddhist monks of the past. Tch. He's fine with razing them all. Demon King.]

[But seriously back on the gunpowder thing: bullets that have their own gunpowder--!!! Oda's mind is reeling with the implications. He thought he was a tactical genius (he is) for his volley fire technique and showcasing how peasants don't need to spend their life studying the blade and horseback riding like the Mongols in order to be even better than the elite castes, but if guns could be easily made like that, then it definitely would be a lot easier to achieve his dream!]

[Well, it's pretty close already anyway.]

[And even aside that, his secret dream was to go travel abroad, leaving Japan in Hideyoshi & Ieyasu's more capable hands. Which, being here, Oda basically is now living that dream portion.]

[This is basically why he's over the moon in joy, of course.]

[bloodandlife]

Oh, I don’t know. This seems like as good a place as any. Nice and cool, lots of shade, this sort of weird, soft dirt to walk on...I rather like it, actually. Not to mention the ceiling.

[Zagreus takes a nearby seat and will certainly accept a glass of wine.]

Cheers, mate.

[He takes a generous sip of the wine and then looks over to study Dionysus. He never thought he’d get to meet his Olympian family, other than Hermes. This is a rare and precious opportunity. And the wine tastes just like the god’s boons feel. Weird, but great!]

This really does seem like a fairly momentous occasion, doesn’t it? I always hear what you say to me, but this is the first time you can hear my replies.

[konpeito_aji]

"Shall we work together then? I suppose I'll take point, unless you have a preference." He doesn't want to! He doesn't want to get tickled again! A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH (maybe.) But he meant it when he said he was in her debt. And he would take no pleasure from having to tickle her free either!

He snaps his fingers then and summons an oni only slightly larger than himself. "I was too determined to stick to using Hanuguro, but very well. Kimon, time to find the source of those plants and their devious vines."

[konpeito_aji]

Mitsuhide, you're already my left-hand man, you needn't flatter me further. [He's not preening across the carriage, but he IS pretty happy about it now. Fictional or not, yes, he likes being the Demon King. But yes, no one can take Hideyoshi's place. Not that he thinks Mitsuhide would even want to, since ruling isn't really Mitsuhide's style. Not to mention the waste of skill it would be.]

We'll see how far it extends to. So far the others brought here seem to find the mix of technology anachronistic. Things seamlessly used from the future with the past. I can only assume due to the cost of magic. I'm sure you'll master that even before I do.

[konpeito_aji]

He would. He really would.

"I am, yes." A glance back at the vines. And his eyes narrow. "Let's see where these go. I didn't see any skeletons or bodies strung up, so there must be more to once they're captured. Though I don't intend to play bait."

[justlittle]

Bean allows confusion to show on his face. What he feels is closer to curiosity, but he doesn't want to let that slip too much right away.

"How they gonna bring us here without spaceships? Planes don't move that fast." That's before even taking into consideration that Bean wasn't on Earth before he showed up here.

[justlittle]

[ Bean looks unimpressed, pouting the way a little kid who wants to look tough pouts when he doesn't like something. ]

No journey I asked for.

[ He already had a journey he was about to begin, and it didn't involve being kidnapped to some undisclosed location with a lunatic who thinks he's a Japanese daimyō. ]

[justlittle]

[ "A living shadow?" How that would even be possible, Bean has no idea. But then, the guy speaks fluently and appears otherwise human, aside from the head, and they were both transported here instantaneously with no knowledge of how or why, so who knows what's possible anymore? ]

Looks like he ain't connected to you no more, neh? Maybe he's still back where you came from, wondering where you went.

[redchocolate]

[Akira blinked, and looked herself over. Indeed, she was drenched.]

... Ah. I, uhm. That is, of course you're nice, Yukari!

[She frowned, bringing a hand to the side of her head.]

I'm just not sure what's going on...

Games

[justlittle]

[ It's a good thing this stranger pulled Bean up on the table, because while he's seven now, he's still roughly the size of an average four year old, and therefore the first person likely to drown if the water gets any higher. He gets his balance quickly, looking up at his savior. ]

Thanks.

[ Niceties over with, Bean looks out over what he can see of the hall at his new, higher vantage point, trying to come up with an exit strategy. ]

Any ideas on how to get everyone out of here?

un: Poke

[justlittle]

Why would you want to name your familiar? It's not a pet.

[konpeito_aji]

Just your signature is fine. [Because... Oda signs his own name a bit insanely, so no... his name isn't spelled like anything. Demon King.]

Camera... It's instant?! Do you know how? [Oda loves the smart phone, although he still likes guns more!]

un: Hot Soup

[justlittle]

[ Will Bean ever settle in on one network identity and stop using pseudonyms? No, not until he can trust that he's safe to reveal his true identity here. ]

I've never heard of Class VII or Thors Academy. But then, I'm guessing you've never heard of Battle School or the International Fleet either?

[konpeito_aji]

"Where I'm from as well. Charlatans and corrupt magistrates who make up magic to cover for their inadequacies as human beings," he is not even being as harsh verbally as he was in his attempts to outright eradicate them. So. There's that.

There's a small pout, yes, a pout about the lack of guns. "But guns are the best..." And no one can convince him magic is better than a gun. Not ever. Maybe Mitsuhide. But he will have a very tough uphill climb to even try.

I.

[thepattern]

[ It's about that time, when new recruits to This Avalon's cause find themselves plunged into the bay. As usual, Corwin decides to go see if any familiar faces show themselves (still a no, but he's not sure if that's a bad thing). He could have just used a beach totem to transport himself to the bay, but in the end, he decided his horse could use the exercise. Wish the weather were nice, though.

Blood magic is still new to him, but he's getting better at identifying the new sense that tells him when people are nearby, and when he can sense someone injured up ahead, he increases his pace to see if he can be of any help. He pulls to a stop in front of the man, busily replacing his own bandages. The wound looks nasty, and Corwin is already thinking about how to get this man to either of the healers he knows. ]

In need of a shortcut back to Camelot?

[ He won't ask why the guy isn't on the caravan. He looks like the type to prefer hoofing it. ]

[flapsin]

Oookay. I'll just leave it as "To my biggest fan". [And so he'll just write that, and then sign "Darkwing Duck" in a very dramatic and not-really-legible cursive, before handing it over.]

Here you go! And uh, don't really know the science behind it, but I know how to use it. [He takes out his smart phone.] How about I show you how to do one of these selfies?